thumpted 

to be faded,drunk, high, wasted, out of it etc.

joe: aye what that bitch talking about?
kevin: i dont know man that chick is thumpted.

dave: dude what you do last night?
alex: what you expect mother fucker? i got mad thumpted.

thumpted by chismechicas13 August 27, 2009

tumpted 

A cross between dumped and tipped. To fall over, or "dump" out.

He ran by and tumpted the bucket over.

I was riding my bike, hit a hole, and the bike tumpted me over.

tumpted by Bri Money August 17, 2008

thumped 

To have been beaten or pounded.

"Dude, what happened to Mark's face?"
"He started some shit at the bar last night. Got thumped pretty bad."

thumped by L33tLara June 11, 2009

gourd thumped

having your mind blown.

Alex: "holy tits dude. i can't believe that girl."
Jordan: "i know dude. she wants my cock, big time."
Alex: "you're my hero. all you did was play xbox and some random girl shows you her boobs."
Jordan: "that's nothin nigga. look at this pic."
Alex: "damn. my gourd is thumped. let's get drunk."
Jordan: "i'm gonna carve a nigger beater."
Alex: "gourd thumped. x2"

gourd thumped by big goobie April 23, 2010

Thumped Donut 

A well worn female organ. Particularly apparent on the night of losing her virginity or on the jam rag.

Corr mate you should have seen it. I left her undercarraige looking like a thumped donut!

Thumped Donut by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

I Thumped her Pumpkin 

This is the art of sexual intercourse, a joke version. That or making sweet love to a pumpkin. The first is the preferred version.

Example 1: I thumped her pumpkin so hard her ears blead last night...

Example 2: Damn that Hubard Squash, I had no date so I thumped that pumpkin and gave it a pearl necklass...

I Thumped her Pumpkin by Clinton Shanley April 11, 2008

thumped in the o-ring 

Anal sex

In prison, I got thumped in the o-ring, and I could barely walk afterwards!

thumped in the o-ring by PolishPhlyer April 3, 2009