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Miss Thompson

Works at fullhurst. Crusty dusty dinosaur her husband is dead and takes it out on the students. Fat fucking nonce and was classified as a man at birth. Fucking transgender bitch.
by ShainePatel December 17, 2019
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THWOMP

When you fuck your wife so hard that it makes the loudest noise and feels so good.
by Sucacock November 9, 2021
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thaap thoops

fucked (based on the sounds of the man and womans thighs slapping together)
by 1234567890jim June 23, 2009
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Craig Thompson

The Youtuber also known as “Mini Ladd”, he has an army of giraffes that can help him win any wars, he even has a bowling pin that is his son that shows everyone how lonely he is, but at least he has a girlfriend who is streamer.
Craig Thompson: YOU WANT MY PENIS?

Or...

Craig Thompson: I’m an abomination!
by PokemonLegacy6 September 28, 2019
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Tyler Thompson

The bestest person ever!
And a bad ass Janitor who's best friends with a crack whore/stripper Mellie
"Did you see that fine ass kid Tyler Thompson!?"
"Yeah he was going to blow his paycheck on that on crack whore Melanie"
by MellieRose December 22, 2008
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Thompson

A god-like being of enourmous stature, incredible looks, and extreme intellegence. Thompsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing; Steven Hawking like intellegence and MacGyver-like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thompsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon. Thompsons have no time for games. Money making is in thier blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thompson:
1) Cover your head because he will blow your mind.
2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him.
3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you.
Wholly shit Jesus Thompson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!

Police: What happened here, there are brains splattered everywhere.
Extremely Hot Blonde: Zak Thompson walked by and blew everyones mind with his good looks and intellegence. I had sex with him and feel reborn!
Police: Who is that guy..... (head explodes)
Extremely Hot Blonde: Thats a Thompson
by GumbyThomp April 13, 2010
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thompson (aka tommy gun)

Thompson .45 calibre Sub-machine gun.30 or 50 rounds in a magazine. Mostly used in the 30's to da 50's.
Used by gangstas in the US in 30's
Used by the army during world war 2
Used by various countries in the 50's
Also known as Tommy-gun
*many people were stupid enuf to say that the Thompson Sub machine gun belongs to the machine gun category they are 100% pure dumbasses*
Al Capone used da thompson and gunned down some policemen for fun.
by G.A.N.G.S.T.A.S. March 10, 2005
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