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I hit a cat on the way 

An excuse given when running late to work, wedding, party, etc. Instead of trying to make up something, you just say you hit a cat, that is why you're late. Hitting a cat wouldn't impact anything, in terms of time, so it's not an excuse, but more or less done to add amusement to the tardiness and delfect any heat you would get otherwise.
Text Message: Can we move our meeting till later in the day, I hit a cat on the way there.

Your boss: Lol, I was about to fire you, but this is clever, I'm going to reuse this.
I hit a cat on the way by unodos November 13, 2013
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Down The Way 

Slang for the near Eastside of Cleveland, Ohio.

"Down The Way" was a term started in Cleveland in the 1960s. It started out as the area west of 79th street and east of downtown, but the boundaries continue to move east. Now "Down The Way" is considered anything east of downtown and west of 105th street, north of Kinsman. Includes the neighborhoods of: Central, Hough, St. Clair-Superior, Fairfax, also parts of Glenville and Kinsman. Also spelled: Down Tha Way, Down Da Way, and DTW for short.
"My friend was shot in Cedar Estates projects, Down The Way"
Down The Way by Downdeezway May 19, 2010

In the way people 

~Mouth breather

~People who stop at green lights

~Anyone who asks what's on somthing served at McDonald's

~Some one staring into the middle distance when you're trying to get them to move

~when someone looks like they're trying to figure out what their shadow is
Great, more in the way people.

Bryce K All The Way 

the slogan or motto used by Bryce K to continue motivation and confidence that he will go "all the way". He wants to make it to the top one day, so this keeps his motivation going and continuing throughout his career.
Bryce K: "Bryce K All The Way!"

by the way 

"oh, and On that note," or "While we're on the subject" or "since you mentioned it" or "Concerning that,"
I can not wait to see you at Thanksgiving, Karolina. By the way, will you be eating the delicious pie I make?
by the way by Kasey Lanier December 18, 2007

turtles all the way down

When you are having an argument and you see your logic begin to fail, you can use this phrase to automatically win. This of course only works if the reference is understood.

The phrase originates from a conversation that occured directly after a speech which described how the earth revolves around the sun.

At the end of the speech an elderly lady stood up and said,

"What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise."

The scientist then smugly asked,

"What is the tortoise standing on?"

"You're very clever, young man, very clever", said the old lady. "But it's turtles all the way down!"

This anecdote was made "popular" by Stephen Hawking, who told it at the begining of his book "A Brief History of Time."
"Your an idiot.. Theres 35 letters in the english alphabet not 26...

Lets count.

A = 1
B = 2
C = 3 "

....

"Z=26 ... ... um ...

then its just turtles all the way down. "
turtles all the way down by Frggr February 12, 2010

by the way 

it's basically when you add in a last minute thought in a text usually typed btw.
example: by the way, i have a crush on you.
by the way by username420 December 19, 2020