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Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen

When you piss into the containers on each side of a drinking hat and scream, "Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen!!!!! He went number #1!!!!!"

... or whatever SpongeBob said.
"I had him put the drinking hat on and he already knew what time it was..
It was Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen time."
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Smitty

aka josh, smity, shits, shitter or shitty... this man fucks. he has a horse cock the size of a stallion and will steal your girl when you look away. he has silky smooth blond hair and will not hesitate to slide into chicks dms. this kid is jacked and pumped up on cocaine.
Guy 1: Hey Smitty you ready to go on spring break?
Smitty: Yah shit face - lets snort cocaine off hookers asses.
by skinny dude 22 February 22, 2022
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Smitty

A self-granted nickname. If someone isn’t given a nickname but still wants one, they will start introducing themselves as smitty. In reality, nobody calls them smitty.
Person: Hey man, what’s your name?
Jacob: Hey bro, I’m smitty!
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Smitty

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Smitty

My nigga bought 5 smittys
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Smitty Pace

When a vehicle is going unreasonably slower than the speed limit and is holding up the flow of traffic
That car is going Smitty Pace for gods sake
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Smitty Talk

A form of language using only adjectives and nouns which makes no sense but has meaning i.e. to speak shitty smitty.
Smitty Talk "Rock, Dark Outside, Taco bell, Jacks mad." Translated to English- Please turn down the music.
by Merf6691 January 20, 2011
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