Alabama mud skipper

When banging your bitch in the mud and pull out too far and you shovel some of Alabama's finest back up in.

I was fucking my sister out back and I gave em the Alabama mud skipper. She'll be cleaning that shit out for weeks.

by Billy bubba November 14, 2013

lettuce skipper

A term used for someone who has unhealthy eating habits or appears to be overweight.

Lettuce skippers always look for the closest parking spot.

by sjsays August 12, 2018

skipper, Skip

Columbian snow in the form of powder.

Hey Bill, you got any skip? You think we can skip tonight. Might have to Twicks for the skip. We need some skipper tonight, damnit. The man asked the boy for some skipper, skip in order to skip his way to freedom.

by Mickey Avalonia September 27, 2007

Rim Skipper

when your trying to give a rimjob and your tongue keeps slipping into the anal cavity

bro my girl wanted a rimjob but I kept being a rim skipper

by AmpedApex July 08, 2020

James Skipper

A Famous Comedian often found funny for his racist jokes, mainly on blacks, and asians.

Dude, I saw James Skipper Perform yesterday.

by colliodoodio August 02, 2011

dong skipper

any female that moves freely from one dong to another sampling a numerous variety along the way .

since the divorce Diane has become quite the dong skipper.

by Jack Fancy December 25, 2009

Porcelain Skipper

The act of Porcelain Skipper is completed when one person is on their hands and knees, head hanging over a toilet while vomiting. The second person then enters the first person from behind while the first person remains in the kneeling position. The Porcelain Skipper is commonly performed after consumption of alcohol.

The old lady got wasted last night and puked in the toilet, so I gave her the Porcelain Skipper.

by Muskieman9 December 29, 2019