Libtardism-induced meltdown

noun

1. phenomenon causing crying excessively at the thought of Elon Musk and sobbing at the thought of your taxpayer-funded transgender basket-weaving club losing its funding.

"Bro, look at the girl with man boobs in a Bernie Sanders shirt sobbing uncontrollably while tearing pictures of Elon Musk and keying her own Tesla."

"Yeah dude, totally libtardism-induced meltdown."

by TheBigSmooth25 February 13, 2025

Chernobyl Meltdown

Having sex after eating food that destroys your stomach, leading to an uncontrollable mid-sex bung evacuation.

Me and a friend of mine decided to do a "Chernobyl Meltdown" together. Let's say that required more cleaning than we thought.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Long Island meltdown

A borderline psychotic episode induced by over indulgence (or any indulgence at all) of Long Island Iced Tea(s).

My friend had to be escorted out through the bar alley due to a Long Island meltdown triggered by a joke about some guy looking like "The Brain Surgeon" from the show, Dexter.

by Maggie The Cat September 25, 2014

lil meltdown

When you piss off your Girlfriend just a little

Becky had a lil meltdown!

by TheTrumpet May 29, 2018

major smoothie meltdown

When working at a smoothie shop and having backed up blenders, smoothies that wont blend and worst of all: exploding smoothies. Must be simultaneous to be classified as a major smoothie meltdown. It's known to induce panic attacks and suicidal thoughts

I need backup, stat! We're having a major smoothie meltdown!

by ihatesmoothies November 13, 2011

Mackem Meltdown

A period in time that arises at any given full time whistle in league one in which Sunderland AFC have once failed to be anything other than overrated delusional bottlejobs

Look out lads, whistle just blown for full time and Sunderland have blown it again, it’s mackem meltdown time where no doubt it will be because Peterborough have a loan keeper

by Mr4691 April 17, 2021

Self meltdown

A freak out done all alone, by yourself. No one need be near, because this is all you.

She was making a fried egg sandwich and discovered they were small eggs, the ham want wrapped properly and the bread included seeds, which she didn't like. What followed was a self meltdown of epic proportions.

by Brewton September 24, 2022