Dear Diary

used to emphasize the depth, the honesty, the aloofness of a special someone. dear diary being a synonym for them.

"dear diary, how have you been? still no chance of meeting up? I have been busy studying. flora's birthday party yesterday. tired. but term break ahead. time to exhale."

by Krkič February 24, 2019

oh dear

a more formal and less rude way of saying "buggar" or "bollocks" or even "mother fucker" i could go on all day in fact...shit,fuck,arse,cunt,dick sucking rat wipe...il stop now
oh dear

Freddy: Fuck theres a penis worm crawling out of my arsehole
Shelly: That can't be right they only come out your penis
Freddy: Oh Dear
Shelly: Dear Oh Dear
Freddy: Dear Oh Fucking Dear Oh Dear

by josh February 18, 2005

lawrence dear

a boy that is charming and witty, able to make almost any girl fall for him, one that has a good taste in music and an amazing smile. One that will inevitably break your heart.

ex. "I really like this guy but, i think he might be a Lawrence Dear."

by lalalalove. August 25, 2009

Oh Dear

Phrase used by the elderly when sugar-honey-ice-tea happens.

Oh Dear! That retard just fell!

by Randoms101 September 4, 2010

Dearing Report

An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.

Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.

Dearing is an asshole.

The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.

Dearing should be fucking smoked

by Andy April 20, 2004

Dear Johnned

When a person seeks you out to have a conversation but does not ask you any questions. It plays out more like an interview than a conversation between friends or a one way letter - made popular by the movie Dear John.

"Sara totally Dear Johnned me last night when she rang me so I hung up on her".

by SammyBree July 21, 2013

Dear Francis

Adjective; Describes the letter a female member of the military who is deployed to a war writes to her husband/ boyfriend at home to inform him that the relationship is over; connotation: she met someone else while she is fighting a war. Usually, Dear Francis letters admit some sort of infidelity with another serviceman.

Derives its name from the opening of the original letter.

Antonym: Dear John

I got a Dear Francis letter the other day from Afghanistan, and we're getting a divorce.

by Cagen November 10, 2010