chipper-me-this

An expression of saying something excited your attention

"Chipper-me-this! What an interesting find!"

by randomtestaccount June 27, 2022

Chilean Child Chipper

A figurative (idiom) school punishment for when a Chilean school child or school children. When a Chilean child or children at school act up, they get sent to a wood chipper specialized for children that grind every bit in their body. Figuratively, of course. It just means the corner. Don't ban me.

"If you shoot that spitball at me, you are getting thrown in the Chilean Child Chipper, young man!"

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

chop chipper

One that chops the chip. Takes on many large projects and blasts through completion with mastery and innovation .

She's a real chop chipper, I don't know what our section would do if she left.

by stderr November 14, 2003

Chipper tuesday

April 6th is national chipper tuesday! Go get yourself a kebab!!!

Hey, happy Chipper tuesday

by Chipperchipper April 06, 2021

Chipperisms

Things that over caffeinated Starbucks employees share to drive thru customers.

Hi, this is Mary, Steven, Amanda, Patrick, Susan and Tom. How are you? We are rockin tha house. Chipperisms.

by AshleyM2011 November 09, 2011

Porcelain Chipper

A person who, while standing up at a urinal, launches his urine out so hard and heavy, it can break (or chip) the porcelain.

Jason can stand 15 feet away from the urinal and still comfortably navigate his urine in for a safe landing. It's the reason we call him a porcelain chipper.

by Yazorillowitz June 10, 2024

crash my chipper

a particularly large bowel movement, often brought on by a rapid change in weather

I was going to run some errands, but the storm rolled in and I needed to crash my chipper immediately.

by crashedchipper March 11, 2021