The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant

The act of inserting the tip of a scoopula into one's anus to form a bridge into the orifice, then sprinkling bread crumbs along the scoopula. A box of camel crickets is then opened and coaxed to follow the bread crumb trail into the anus, leading to a chemical reaction inside the user's body that results in a wild, hallucinogenic experience.

I bought a box of camel crickets to do a little of The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant and now I'm the sexiest man alive.

by elAWESOMOR February 16, 2015

Picking Fruit Off The Beef Tree

To have male homosexual tendencies

This new guy started at work, and man he is definitely picking fruit off the beef tree!!!

by Smash Brown March 24, 2005

Elf on the Shelf: Tree Rule

-If a christmas tree is put up the elf get extra power and more magic.
-If it has been touched than the power rehabilitates and it can have an acception of moving again.
-the tree must be decorated only past 9 and have at least one child under the age of 12 to work.
-Santa will then give back the powers of the Elf and make it stronger than before.

- Don't touch!
-Put up tree
-More power
#Elf on the Shelf: Tree Rule

by Santa Claus-Elf Watcher November 23, 2013

cranking the birch tree

Slang for male masturbation, originated in Hanson, Massachusetts.

I walked in the locker room and there was Ben cranking the birch tree to no avail.

by SlapStickSlappy May 9, 2009

Got the whole tree up your ass

Much like the definition of “stick up your ass,” this is used to describe a strict person - however, this version describes it to a rather extreme extent.

You people never let me do anything I want! Forget the stick... you’ve got the whole tree up your ass!

by BomberJacknut January 27, 2020

not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree

An analogy describing someone who is not quick-witted and gives the impression of being not very smart.

airhead dimwittedç

You are going to ask John to hook up your PS4? Good luck on that one, you do realize he's not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree.

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

The Apple Tree

The Apple Tree is a three act musical with three different parts: the first being based on Mark Twain's The Diary of Adam and Eve, the second based on Frank R. Stockton's The Lady or the Tiger? and the third based off Passionella by Jules Feiffer. Each has its own story line, but all are tied together by the common theme of the relationship between man and woman, common musical themes, and common references such as "Why Brown?" The musical opened on October 18, 1966, at the Shubert Theatre (in New York), and ran for 463 performances, closing on November 25, 1967. It originally starred Barbara Harris(who won a Tony for Best Actress in a Musical for the role), Alan Alda, and Larry Blyden. The Apple Tree also received several other major Tony nominations: Alda for Best Actor in a Musical, Jerry Bock and Sheldon Harnick for Best Composer and Lyricist, Mike Nichols for Best Direction of a Musical, Lee Theodore for Best Choreography, and the show itself for Best Musical. The Roundabout Theatre Company, one of New York’s largest not-for-profit theatre companies, mounted a revival in December 2006 with Kristin Chenoweth, Brian D'Arcy James in Alda's roles and Marc Kudisch in Blyden's. The reviews commonly said the musical too dated but Chenoweth's performance kept audiences coming. The revival of the Apple Tree came to a close March 11,2007.
Songs include:

The Diary of Adam and Eve

Eden Prelude
Here in Eden
Feelings
Eve
Friends
The Apple Tree (Forbidden Fruit)
Beautiful, Beautiful world
It's A Fish
Go to Sleep, Whatever You Are
What Makes Me Love Him?
Eden Postlude

The Lady or the Tiger?

The Lady or the Tiger Prelude
I'll Tell You a Truth
Make Way
Forbidden Love (in Gaul)
The Apple Tree reprise
I've Got What You Want
Tiger, Tiger
Make Way reprise
Which Door?
I'll Tell You a Truth reprise

Passionella

Passionella Prelude
Oh, To Be a Movie Star
Gorgeous
(Who, Who, Who, Who) Who is She?
I Know
Wealth
You Are Not Real
Postlude

The Apple Tree is underrated and should not have been so short lived.

by Theatre Stalker January 8, 2008