When you can't attend/participate in (work) "functions" such as Happy Hour, client parties, the office holiday party, etc.
Melissa - "I'm too hung over to go to this wine tasting event tonight but the client expects someone from our office to be there."
Ann Marie - "Do you need me to be your stand-in alcoholic?"
Melissa - "WOULD YOU?! That would be such a big help."
Anna - "I already went to 3 parties this week! I can't go to anymore. I need to give my liver a rest. Do you want to be my stand-in alcoholic? There should be some cute guys there."
Ann Marie - "Sure!"
Ann Marie - "Do you need me to be your stand-in alcoholic?"
Melissa - "WOULD YOU?! That would be such a big help."
Anna - "I already went to 3 parties this week! I can't go to anymore. I need to give my liver a rest. Do you want to be my stand-in alcoholic? There should be some cute guys there."
Ann Marie - "Sure!"
by AMarie0908 December 4, 2010
Get the stand-in alcoholicmug. n. (päp-"si-k&l 'stand)
Etomology: Combination of The n. "Popsicle," which is itself a fanciful name copyrighted in the U.S. in 1923, with the n. "Stand" which is derived from the masculine Old English st{ohook}nd; Stand lends itself to combinations in High German and may suggest the ease with which that function took a role in the English.
Of or relating to any place that a person or persons want to leave quickly. Often expressing an irritability with the place or objects / persons assocaited with that place, though not always. Almost exclusively assocaited as a subject in the phrase: 'Let's Blow this p. s.'
Etomology: Combination of The n. "Popsicle," which is itself a fanciful name copyrighted in the U.S. in 1923, with the n. "Stand" which is derived from the masculine Old English st{ohook}nd; Stand lends itself to combinations in High German and may suggest the ease with which that function took a role in the English.
Of or relating to any place that a person or persons want to leave quickly. Often expressing an irritability with the place or objects / persons assocaited with that place, though not always. Almost exclusively assocaited as a subject in the phrase: 'Let's Blow this p. s.'
by A.T. Bench September 1, 2006
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Get the Preg-Standmug. 'the greatest invention in mankind' - Marlen Sittampalam
the stand mixer is literally the most overrated jaunty piece of machinery that exists, they normally cost like 60 quid but some idiots may choose to buy them for more. what is the point, if you have one of these, you are definitely the type of guy to send pictures of it to everyone flexing. People who own stand mixers definitely have maths tutors and fail their ad maths exams at gcse. you are a fat neeklen.
the stand mixer is literally the most overrated jaunty piece of machinery that exists, they normally cost like 60 quid but some idiots may choose to buy them for more. what is the point, if you have one of these, you are definitely the type of guy to send pictures of it to everyone flexing. People who own stand mixers definitely have maths tutors and fail their ad maths exams at gcse. you are a fat neeklen.
by hoesanna69 March 29, 2022
Get the stand mixermug.