Milkman

A person who takes the cap off of a milk carton and puts their dick in the carton hole like a pussy.

Carl: I finally found out what Steve does in his bedroom, the guy's a total Milkman.

by Professional Educator September 20, 2020

Milkman Moment

That moment when you have a breakdown over being horny.

"Dude's going apeshit over that anime girl"
"Milkman moment."

by nerdnamedjerry March 16, 2021

Milkman

A black guy that loves latinas or just women of lighter complexions

“Yo bro you know Damien is a milkman?”

“Yea I always see him around them asians”

by v e s h August 12, 2024

Milkman

Someone dad leaving them

I didn’t have a dad growing up

Oh so he was a Milkman

by anonymous July 10, 2022

Milkman

Typically, this will be a transitional gender woman with massive milkers, hence the term "Milk" being used within the name, these massive knockers would also work as a pillow. However this person is also quite short, and has long blonde hair.

Man, she is such a Milkman

by Nigger30 July 4, 2022

The Milkman

When you and your friend nut on each others hands and rub it on your dicks.

Me and Ted did the milkman yesterday. (no homo)

by Painus Cupcake April 10, 2019

Ethiopian Milkman

A sex act based on an Ethiopian practice where air is blown into a cow's anus in order to trick the cow into thinking it's pregnant, inturn increasing milk production.

Basically it's eating a girl's ass while simultaneously reaching up/round for a go on her tits.

Girl 1: you won't believe what he did to me last night!
Girl 2: OMG tell me!
Girl 1: The Ethiopian Milkman!! My tits literally pissed the bed by the time he'd finished!!

by Robbo77 May 31, 2021