The phenomena of an average person turning into an arsehole of epic proportions when near another specific individual
Oz: ' Why does he always act like a douche when he's around Sam? '
Adam: ' it's just the Milner effect '
Adam: ' it's just the Milner effect '
by caffers88 March 20, 2011
Get the The Milner Effect mug.Noun: A phenomenon attributed to living things, usually persons, who suffer afflictions that would normally elicit sympathy and compassion, but as a consequence of repellent behavior instead attract denigration and/or hostility.
Derived from Eric the Midget of the Howard Stern Show.
Derived from Eric the Midget of the Howard Stern Show.
"I just saw a blind guy beating his dog with his cane! He was a classic exemplar of the Eric the Midget Paradox!"
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A secret underground gang disguised as a team of seven creative problem solvers. Members of the team are given the universal status "OMer" short for "Occasional Murderers."
Sandra: Dude, why did you walk into school today carrying 10 boxes of puzzles, 7 glue guns and 6 pounds of glitter?!
Katie: Don't ask. Don't tell.
Phoebe: So your Odyssey of the Mind team, is like, good, right?
Nancy: You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...and an athlete...and a basket case...a princess...
...and a criminal... Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, Odyssey of the Mind.
Karen: Hey Nick. Wanna hangout?!
Nick: No, Karen. I have to practice spontaneous.
Karen: What's spontaneous?
Nick: GOD KAREN YOU'RE SO STUPID!!!
Karen: So what's spontaneous again?
Nicholas: GOD KAREN YOU'RE SO STUPID!
Katie: Don't ask. Don't tell.
Phoebe: So your Odyssey of the Mind team, is like, good, right?
Nancy: You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...and an athlete...and a basket case...a princess...
...and a criminal... Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, Odyssey of the Mind.
Karen: Hey Nick. Wanna hangout?!
Nick: No, Karen. I have to practice spontaneous.
Karen: What's spontaneous?
Nick: GOD KAREN YOU'RE SO STUPID!!!
Karen: So what's spontaneous again?
Nicholas: GOD KAREN YOU'RE SO STUPID!
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- This requires at least 3 people, two of them males.
- 1 lb chicken breast
- salt, pepper,garlic, lemon, and olive oil
- 1 onion
- 1 small bag of croutons (8 oz)
- 1/4 lb Traverse City cherries
- Lube optional
Take one chicken breast, season with salt, pepper, and garlic. Cut up chicken breast into one inch squares. Heat up a pan with a squirt of olive oil and some onions for about 5 minutes. Cook chicken for approximately 15 - 20 minutes.
One person positions themselves using a wall, or support structure of some kind, upside down with their anus in the air and fully exposed. Place fully cooked chicken pieces into the exposed anus. Add some Traverse City cherries, a squirt of lemon, and some croutons.
At least 2 other males then take turns masturbating into the anus of the upside down person. Let rest for 10 minutes.
Remove the contents from the anus and place in salad bowl, add salt and pepper to taste.
Serves 10.
- This requires at least 3 people, two of them males.
- 1 lb chicken breast
- salt, pepper,garlic, lemon, and olive oil
- 1 onion
- 1 small bag of croutons (8 oz)
- 1/4 lb Traverse City cherries
- Lube optional
Take one chicken breast, season with salt, pepper, and garlic. Cut up chicken breast into one inch squares. Heat up a pan with a squirt of olive oil and some onions for about 5 minutes. Cook chicken for approximately 15 - 20 minutes.
One person positions themselves using a wall, or support structure of some kind, upside down with their anus in the air and fully exposed. Place fully cooked chicken pieces into the exposed anus. Add some Traverse City cherries, a squirt of lemon, and some croutons.
At least 2 other males then take turns masturbating into the anus of the upside down person. Let rest for 10 minutes.
Remove the contents from the anus and place in salad bowl, add salt and pepper to taste.
Serves 10.
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Colin: "Oh man, that guy is killing it on the dance floor. What are those moves called?"
Emily: "He's doing The Michael Clayton and he's doing it well."
Emily: "He's doing The Michael Clayton and he's doing it well."
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