mississippi hummer

When having intercourse with another party's tracheal stoma, the party utilizes their electrolarynx to stimulate the penal shaft and/or testicles.
That hooker with the hole in her throat sure gives one hell of a Mississippi Hummer!
by Nilbert October 07, 2018
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hummer stunting

a person who is fronting, who acts cheap, sort of lying
yo you got 5 on it? reply: nah, I don't.
why u hummer stunting?
by Cuban Sensation August 23, 2007
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Altoid Hummer

when a girl puts a few altoids in her mouth before proceeding to give you a hummer.
Dude, that altoid hummer your sister gave me last night was legendary!
by I'm way sicker than you! February 13, 2011
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Highway Hummer

A blowjob given while driving at speeds of over 60-79 mph. Not to be confused with a suburban suck-down which would be conducted at speeds of 25-59 mph or a speedway suck job which would be at speeds of 80+ mph.

The distinctions are important b/c if pulled over in the act the ticket price declines with rising difficulty.
Had the salewoman, Lisa P, not given me a highway hummer during my test drive, I probably wouldn't have bought this used 1995 Dihatsu. Although I just bought it last week, I'm thinking of going for another test drive asap.
by rbc December 10, 2004
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cheese hummer

Individuals who stand around at parties looking sophisticated, making small talk and eating cheese. Whenever someone says something witty or topical they respond with a "hmmmm".

Often associated with black-skivvy wearing intellectuals at cocktail parties
I'm not going to the cocktail party, the place will be filled with cheese hummers.
by echar September 22, 2009
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sludge hummer

When a penis is inserted anally into a man or woman, and then removed for oral insertion into that same man or woman, without washing off any rectal residue. Play on "sledgehammer", a demolition implement, a Peter Gabriel song title, and the name of a 1980s comedy television show.
First I fucked her ass, then she blew me--sludge hummer!
by Drew Bob September 15, 2006
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Yellow Hummer

When a woman is giving a man oral sex and instead of ejaculating, he pees in her mouth.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a Yellow Hummer...I don't think she'll be back.
by Grape Ape 22 November 21, 2010
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