Gram Guru

Someone with a really nice or an aesthetically pleasing Instagram

Maisy: Have you seen this girls Insta?
Nelly: No, show me
Maisy: She’s a Gram Guru, prepare to be pleased

by secretlyimagoat June 10, 2018

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gram spam

When your feed is filled with posts from people that are posting for a holiday like Mother's Day, with posts that all look basically identical. Usually, posting on such a day is not a good idea since it will be largely ignored.

Joyce: "I wish I could post our prom pictures today, but it's Mothers Day."

Aaron: "Why does that matter?"
Joyce: "There's gonna be a ton of gram spam and no ones gonna see or like my post."

by YaBoiDoubleA June 5, 2018

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Gram-mama

Another word for grandma. It's a cooler and more fun way.

My Gram-mama gave me more gifts than ever!

by hahgsg February 6, 2018

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candy gram

Inmortalized in the Mel Brooks classic, Blazing Saddles, a candy gram is an easily recognizable explosive trap that only a moron would fall for.

I can't believe you fell for that candy gram! Are you a moron?

by LSzyd June 11, 2006

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Mexican Gram

Refers to a skimped sac of black tar heroin, normally weighing out to 7/10ths of a gram instead of a whole gram. The reason dealers practice such "Jew behavior" is because heroin addicts will only bitch and moan about being jipped for less than a minute, until they can't stand feeling sick, and thus they'll take what they can get at that time. This doesn't excuse the dealers for their shitty service however, and they should be ashamed for having such poor practice. The only time a Mexican Gram would be remotely acceptable, is if the quality of the heroin is so balls-out amazing, that the users joined "team Nod-Squad" instantaneously after smoking/slamming/snorting/booty-bumping that shit.

My dealer is such a Jew for selling me a Mexican Gram time and time again.

by Pete_from_the_street August 9, 2016

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