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orlando bloom

In one's personal opinion, one of the most hottest, adorable, sexiest, lovable guys one has ever met
He looked so much like an Orlando Bloomer, I just couldn't help going nuts.
by bynadz February 28, 2005
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rose in bloom

Jerry : have you fucked the new chick???

Deech : no I found out the hard way.
Jerry: what do you mean???
Deech: she has a rose in bloom....

Jerry: well I'm going to try and earn my maker's mark yay.....
by Femoralslasher December 7, 2014
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Blooming Onion

When a person clusters their fingers together and inserts their clustered fingers into another person's vagina, similar to the snug. Once the entire hand is inserted up to the wrist bone, the person fans their fingers out in all directions, simulating a blooming onion served at a fine Australian steakhouse.
Myrtle loves getting fisted, so as a special surprise Otis gave her the blooming onion and she squealed in pleasure and in pain.
by Wr3ench3d July 2, 2017
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Blooming Hestonthal

Something that is over complicated, usually just for the sake of showing off.
You’ve made a right Blooming Hestonthal of that.

or,

You've really Blooming Hestonthaled your decking, mate.
by Ralph King January 11, 2010
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Blooming Asshole

A special kind of person who is very comfortable, confident, and entitled in his or her assholeness.
Look at that blooming asshole cutting in front of the fire truck and smiling about it.
by Sai Ez September 12, 2019
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John Bloom

Famous English Adventurer best known for his actions as a playboy at the Bulgarian seaside during the 60's
Oh, you mean that John Bloom that arrived from the deep Black Sea in his 007 amphibia car and was central for Bowie's first record deal!
by Olive Climber October 17, 2008
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blooming onion

When you insert your closed fingers in a cone shape into the rectum then spread your fingers open you get the "blooming onion"
"Ohh baby just like that! I love it when you give me the blooming onion!"
by Chateau64 June 18, 2018
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