The Birmingham baton

The act of bitch slapping someone with a big black dildo

My boss fired me so I gave everyone in the office the Birmingham baton

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

Baton change

The act of a fisting partner retrieving a solid log of shit from another’s asshole and running with it

‘Barry hasn’t shit in a week in preparation for David giving him a baton change’

by Batonchanger February 10, 2019

Fromage Baton

If a joint is rolled and cheese weed is used i.e. Blue Cheese, Mango Cheese etc. it becomes a 'Fromage Baton'

Where the Fuck is my Fromage baton
Pass (le) Fromage Baton
I feel like shit... Need a Fromage baton

by Mr Tie April 4, 2011

Baton Rouge Hoedown

Where three homeless men share a single pair of socks and shoes in a subway restaurant.

I couldn't order my sandwich at subway because there was a Baton Rouge Hoedown in progress.

by cleves August 4, 2023

batoning

A basic skill set of primitive bushcraft, batoning is the act of splitting a larger piece of wood with an edged weapon (usually a fixed blade knife such as a bowie) by hammering the knife through with another piece of wood in the manner of a hammer or mallet.

As the sun was setting, the temperature was plummeting. The group had to start a fire quickly. Jane, the group's leader, had already begun to chop down large branches with an axe. She began batoning the large logs into smaller, manageable branches and twigs with her bowie hunting knife.

by EC_1974 September 22, 2014

Parade Baton

A public erection or semi erection sported by a man that parades around the beach in his speedo swim trunks. These may also be observed on nudist beaches minus the trunks.

Jeeze check out the drum major over there he almost poked me in the eye with his parade baton.

by Steev3d October 2, 2014

Dirty Baton

A persons penis after having Raw Anal intercourse and getting poop on it.

"Shut up or ill slap you with my dirty baton"
"Me and the girlfriend had anal last night but i ended up with a dirty baton"

by AddyEV March 3, 2022