Thanos

A massive (think he's brainy) grape, which loves space rocks but also likes to collect them :) watch out peeps Big Boy Thanos is coming.
*cutely dies*
And never to be returned
...
nevermind hes back
*cutely dies again*
...
Back again?!
*cutely Dies :)*
"I am Inevitable" - Thanos
by jess.stank December 29, 2021
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A big man grape with crisps on his face who wants to collect some randoms stones
I am big man Thanos boiiiiiiiiis
by fbbsbsbfgbsgfbfg February 12, 2020
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A grape man who's chin has the texture of a decaying prune. Is constantly bullied by all the "superheroes".
Do you want to be Thanos? Just wear a fancy glove and glue a purple Ruffles chip on your chin.
by TheUltimateGod4 July 26, 2018
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Blue Da Ba Dee, except its purple and it has a pHD in mineralogy
Thanos is a thicc raisin boi
by GangstaTargaryn September 24, 2019
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a big smurf that was thwacked with red paint by Gargamel who weres a shiny gold oven mitt with them shiny stons
by The purple smurf May 07, 2020
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Thanos likes rock collecting, adopting children after killing their whole race, and raisins.
Thanos needs those gems, boi!
by ShaggyAt100% October 18, 2019
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Thanos is a big hunky purple guy in the range of peppa pig films personnaly I enjoy peppa pig and the golden boot when thanos destroys half the unniverse
Wow that's a lovely thanos you got there
by Big daddy 6363 May 03, 2019
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