thanos

a fat rasin that snaps half of the universe away

thanos is a rasin

Everyone else:reeeeeee

by Geja24 May 2, 2019

Thanos

A buff-ass purple motherfucking Rick Harrison floating through space in his space pawnshop dimension in an attempt to "balance" the universe by putting on a shiny fucking gloves with six gay rhinestones decorating it. He beats the shit out of lesser beings like Captain Fucking America, makes Spider-Man not feel so good, and single-handedly killed the Avengers that no one cared about. Thanos is a fucking Saint.

Person 1:"Yo, chief! I heard that buff-ass Thanos guy beat the shit out of every Avenger in Infinity War! He looks just like mothafuckin Rick Harrison!"
Person 2: "Fuck yea bro! I know, that big purple raisin guy kicks ass and by Jesus, he does look like he owns a fuckin' pawn shop."
Person 1: "I fuckin' told you, chief!"

by chiefbeefqueef September 28, 2018

Thanos'd

Slang for mass genocide or when half of something ceases to exist.

Nibba: Yo, did you see the new SSBU World of Light trailer?
Nibba 2: Yeah! It was so sick, but everyone got thanos'd!

by stalindidnothingwrong November 2, 2018

Thanos

(Verb) Thanos, To Thanos, Thanosed.
Named after Marvel's Avengers villain, "To Thanos" means to simply half the amount of something. Weather physically or as metaphor or concept.

"I was supposed to save the $100 I had but now I only have $50"
"You've only gone and Thanosed your money"

by The Sesh Gremlinz January 4, 2019

Thandy

An awsome bitch

She is super awsome person I want to be her she's a real thandy

by Word wizard2.0 February 13, 2017

Thanos Dick

The act of cutting the blood flow to your penis with either a rubber band or a clamp of some kind making your penis turn a deep dark purple.

I got a thanos dick

by Mysterious NIG October 18, 2018

Thanos pp

A very large pp

Propstatute: wow that's a Thanos pp

by Mr pp August 7, 2019