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Tess

A kind, caring person. Always making people laugh and cheering them up. Keeps stuff to themselves so if you know a Tess, always check up on them. Everyone seems to be friends with Tess, they’re just too cool!
Wow they’re so cool, they must be a Tess
by glosisgay February 21, 2019
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Fitnessgram pacer test

*walks in to gym* *hears fitnessgram pacer test* *turns around and leaves*
by sexy.can.i August 25, 2017
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Tessa

Kind of girl that comes into your life when you least expect it. When she does though it will change you forever. It's almost as if God put her into your life when you needed her the most. She's everything you once were, everything you could've been, and everything you can become. She's very smart, funny, and sweet. Before a Tessa can get close to you she'll have to know you pretty well. Being around her has a sort of therapeutic effect. If you ever meet one, NEVER leave her....ever.
Hypothetical John Doe: I can't stop thinking about this Tessa girl. I've never met anyone as unforgettable as her.
by Hypothetical John Doe September 29, 2017
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Europe Test

Before a man marries a woman, he may tell her that he is going to Europe for 2 weeks, then take a trip to Europe. The man ceases contact with the woman and if the woman cracks, goes insane, and doesn't know where the man is, she probably isn't going to make a good wife.
JB gave Em the Europe Test inadvertently. It didn't work out.
by Jake Nesbit August 12, 2009
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Tess St. John

Nerd 1: Yo have you gotten into Tess St. John’s class?
Nerd 2: Nah man I got waitlisted.
Nerd 3: Y’all got Tess? She’s the goat!
by Flamingofanatic69 March 28, 2022
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Test the Waters

When one attempts to find out if someone that they are into would date them / is interested in them.
Person 1: "I don't think she would be interested..."
Person 2: "Dude, Test the Waters!"
by jcrabmeatr June 9, 2019
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Toilet Test Sheet

The first sheet of toilet paper used, while using the restroom, to decide if you will need more.
When Jeremy couldn't decide whether his poop was dry or wet, he used a toilet test sheet, and found that he needed more, due to excessive diarrhea.
by hmvic November 21, 2011
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