rice purity test

the rice purity test is a purity test from rice university (no shit) that gives you a purity score with 0 being least pure and 100 being most pure

"ah, no shit that jenny is a 32 on the rice purity test!"

by jemima williams April 20, 2018

Drug test

A test that will most likely fuck you over.
Lets hope your not a pot head (pssh yeah right)

Kid:Where are we going?
Parent:Your going to get drug tested.
Kid's mind:FUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!

by Thepotheadwho'sfucked October 9, 2008

Teste Alliance

An alliance between the nations Nutsackia, Ballsackia, and Scrotania in which the countries agree to aid each other against the threats of Hell's Wasteland and Curthailand.

The Teste Alliance has allowed many citizens to live simple and productive lives.

by Snuma Numa November 5, 2007

test the video quality

to watch porn and masturbate

Chris, after looking at too much playboy, decided to go test the video quality

by Brian and Jer August 3, 2008

testeburn

The burn of the male scrotum when entering, then sitting upon an automobile seat that has been in the sun for a period of time so that the temperature of the fabric is extremely elevated.

During the hot summer months when my car has been outside for a few hours, especially in the sun, I get testeburn every time I go for a ride!

by AZRPh January 15, 2017

wind test

What cops say when they are willing to let you go for possession of marijuana if your give up who sold it to you

i got stopped by the cops and they found my dimebag in the glove compartment he said he was willing to do a wind test if i gave up the guy who sold it to me, but since dealer guy was my boy i just took the charge

by BE-Z October 10, 2008

roo test

Short for "Rub-one-off test". This is a test one must take in order to realize if a female prospect is really worth dating. The males mind can be often drifted away by lust, but we realize our drunken mistakes immediately after sex. To prevent this from happening one must masturbate then ask ones self "Do I still feel like being around this broad?"
If so, then the prospect has passed the roo test.

Matthew: "Hey look at that chick over there Johnny? She is so in heat! She invited me back to her pad so I probably wont need a ride. I might even keep this one!"
Johnny: "Woah Woah! Hold on bro that chick is busted. How much you had to drink? You might wanna take a roo test on that one my friend. Dont want any regrets."

by Johnny54 August 25, 2009