Peter Tucker

You have to both shit and piss in a John Q. Public. When you enter the restroom, you find a Little John awaiting you. Since you have to both shit and piss, you do the "Peter Tucker", ie, tuck your weiner, so as to avoid hitting your peckerhead on the inside of the toilet.

This morning, I woke up with a Woody Johnson, but I also had to piss like a fire hose, so I did the Peter Tucker to avoid getting the John Dickens.

by Jeff The Janitor June 18, 2006

Tucker Carlson

Guy with the world's creepiest sex face

You know Fucks News is on because Tucker Carlson is jerking it under his desk again as some angry people talk about liberals.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

ticker

a hardcore drug that is anally absorbed

That ticker will get you high like a biker's speed.

by 10239172901319ejwgf February 8, 2014

chris tucker

He was Smokey on the first 'Friday' movie!

And you know this...maaaaan!!! - Chris Tucker aka Smokey

by BooBooHead April 16, 2006

techers

Techers is an exclamation usd to congratulate someone on a display of great technique.

pronounced "tekers"

your friend jut scored an amazing goal in soccer, you exclaim " techers!!!"

by chw0112 December 16, 2009

John Tucker

Noun(also see: player)
1. Captain of the Basketball Team
2. Coolest guy in school
3. A serious player with the ladies

1. John Tucker, captain of the basketball team, uses thongs for a nice breeze and perfect balance in order to score a basket.
2. Oh my god, John Tucker is definitely the coolest, sexpot of the school.
3. John Tucker Must Die, but why? He is a total two-timer.

by SexiNikki January 31, 2007

sock tucker

A derivative of cork soaker. A cock sucker. One who gobbles the baloney pony.

Look at that sock tucker run........

by Repeter September 15, 2007