Technotards

1. People that are slow into understanding new technology that was not available in their time, generally old people.
2. People that are not acquainted with new developing technologies and slow on being able to use it.

1. "My parents are such technotards they can't even find the brightness in an iPod Touch."

2. "David is such a technotard he doesn't even know how to work his own Windows 7 computer."

3. "Will all the technotards please meet me after school so I can show you how to work your new iPhones."

by kingpower0123 December 25, 2010

techno-tard

Someone who is completly unaware of the technical world.

I can't believe my boss hired me. I was so honest about the fact that I am a techno-tard. He stands a better chance of getting this power point out of my grandmother.

by thegirlthatgetsit June 24, 2010

Technoturd

Person who is so obnoxiously technologically proficient that they ridicule you for not knowing how to photoshop Hillary Clinton's face onto a donkey's butt.

My computer science teacher is such a technoturd.

by Big "J" in PDX December 25, 2010

Techno-tard

Someone who is seriously technologically disabled!

That guys wants to invest my money in Cyber-currency but he's a Techno-tard!

by buzzworkz January 8, 2018

technotronica

techno and electronic music put together to form a mix of the two.

"the genre of music they played was technotronica"

by lulu lion January 23, 2009

TECHTARDID

Technically and/or mentally challenged in using simple electronic devices such as a digital camera or cell phones, etc.

My mom is so "Techtardid" when she's on the computer, she couldn't find the "ANY KEY" to continue....

by JrDizzle April 1, 2010

techtarded

when one who is a retard when it comes to technology. aka. techtard

Susie couldn't figure out how to get on the internet so she asked Mike. Mike showed her and quickly said she was techtarded.

by moneybabymoney May 24, 2011