Templemichael

A very large cock. Usually the templemichael will be over 12 inch in length and even in girth, rendering it a beast.

Have you seen the size of Alex's templemichael?

by kgwxx December 1, 2019

Tealed

Literally the best minecraft diamond on HCF. This guy is the best and his wallet is stuffed with gold and rubies. He is unswattable but D0dj0 is.....

Hey Tealed, heard you are the best wanna play?
My name is Tealed and I can buy your whole family off the black market.

by Moonsworth LLC August 22, 2020

templeos

the operating system made by terry A DAVIS
the cia glows in the dark too
terry davis was killed by the CIA

i use templeos instead of arch because its made by the cia, whilist templeos is in 16bit coloring, the superior operating system is templeos

by DankManny April 17, 2021

Stone Temple Pilots

good band, better than nirvana but not as good as AIC.

hated by rock critics in the early 90's because of their commerical sound and similarities to seattle groups (although unfair, only plush sounds vocally like pearl jam) but still wrote some great material, notably plush, atlanta, and so i know and big empty.

Their thrid album "tiny music...songs from the vatican giftshop" is their greatest achievement.

lead singer Scott Weiland now fronts pseudo cock-rock outfit "velvet revolver".

Stone Temple Pilots rule

by Cregg Feldspar November 18, 2007

Temple of Doom

Shreaded up toliet paper placed in the upper part of the toliet,enough to make it higher then the water level, and topped off with a shit log(or two)

The residents of 76 were shocked when they discovered that their toliet had become a Temple of Doom

by Michael February 9, 2005

Peaceful Temple

(v.) an act of running off to the bathroom, when in bed with your parter and getting close to orgasm, and scooping the shit out of the toilet bowl that you let out an hour ago to only come back running to your sexually desirefully waiting opponent and mash it hardcore in his/her face.
*This action often comes with consequences when used as a birthday surprise.

Stacy: Hey Jane, you won't believe what happened yesterday between Wil and I.
Jane: You Bang'd him?
Stacy: Better, I gave him a Peaceful Temple!
Jane: You're goddess!

by master unity mind April 8, 2008

Templeton

A surname designated as one of incredible power and influence. Originating from the Ancient World. Vastly predating the birth of Christ.

Templetons do not appear much in the written histories as they did not choose to openly enter the realm of public knowledge until within the last 500 years. . .

Upon meeting a Templeton, your life is irrevocably changed. Whether for better or worse simply depends on the mood of the figure at that particular moment.

"There's a Templeton in the room, I can feel it. . ."


"I've been tracking this particular Templeton for years. . . Such an illusive creature. A real beaut. Lets just see if we can get a closer look, over here. Look at tha. . .he saw me, run, run, ru. . ."


"Shit, they brought the Templeton. . .We already lost. Better take our girlfriends and get out of here before we lose them too"


Woman: "I don't do one night stands! Why did I sleep with him?! What was I thinking? And now all I can think is how much I wish I had his number so I could just hear his voice again. . ."

Freind: "Well, it was kinda unfair. He was a Templeton, how could you say no?"

by BringerX March 26, 2009