tanks

A guy's tanks are his testicles, his nuts.

I woke up with morning wood, so I jerked off and drained my tanks!

by eda-skip January 2, 2022

tanked

To be physically built. Like a tank.

That guy is tanked!!! I wonder what the caliber of those abs are.

by Sebastiancee October 27, 2007

Tanking

Something robust that is travelling very fast and carrying a lot of momentum, rendering it largely unstoppable and on the edge of potential catastrophe.

Something that you wouldn't want to stand in the way of.

• The bus was tanking down the hill, had to jump out the way!
• He was absolutely tanking it (with disregard to others).

by Chªrly October 1, 2012

tank

Tank is a drink that has been adopted by the students of Christian Brothers high school. It is very potent and contains a mixture of beer, vodka and lemonade. Use with caution. (24 beers, handle of vodka, and 4 cans frozen yellow lemonade concentrate)

Man, let's make some tank.
We're gonna tank it up tonight.

by milo / ralphie January 20, 2005

tanked

used when describing a bad performance on a test.

I took a test for a possible promotion today, and I know I tanked it.

Looks like I'll be working my shitty desk job the rest of my life, wordFFS/word

by Ricky Roma December 25, 2003

Tank

A person who is extremely good at what they are doing. Usually a strong person.

-"What a goal! What a tank that guy is!"

by rufatnf June 9, 2014

Tanking

The process by which a person expels excrement into the toilet tank, instead of the bowl, resulting in a disgusting surprise when one flushes.

I'm tanking in Mr. Dookie's toilet!

by Boner and Asshole May 24, 2009