Take the bread out of the oven

A phrase used in the kitchen when you need to excuse yourself to go number two.

Cook: "Hey Chef, I need to run downstairs and take the bread out of the oven!"

Chef: "What the hell? We don't have an oven downst... ooooooh. Light a match when you're done."

by bblack1220 October 29, 2009

Take the shit out of it

When Iranian people finds out that Urban Dictionary is capable of adding custom words by people ,therefore they start adding some shitty words such as their names and some stupid words , this action is called “take the shit out if sth “

You see all the people now wears tight jeans !? They take the shit out of it

by Am11n August 17, 2018

take a wrench out of the oven

to take a dump; to do #2; to take a smash

I'm going to take a wrench out of the oven.

by wild_bill34 November 14, 2009

take the cadillac out of the garage

when a seemingly shy person (chick) becomes very outgoing, typically when under the influence.

Veronica, you should take the cadillac out of the garage more often.

by yosdk September 5, 2005

take the cow out to pasture

when you have to jack off to get the rest of the cum out of your dick after having sex

After I fucked Jessica I had to take the cow out to pasture.

by TST November 11, 2008

taking the milk out the cupboard

To take the milk out the cupboard, means to perform the act of male masturbation.

Last night, hope was taking the milk out the cupboard.

And got a sticky hand.

by hol&jess<3hope September 21, 2011

take the piss out of someone

to let the air out of their balloon, to mock/make fun of them. Customarily, shortened to just take the piss.

From the movie Snatch:

"take the piss out of someone" is abbreviated to "take the piss"

Boris the Blade: (mutters vague insults at Tony)

Bullet Tooth Tony: Don't take the piss (i.e., out of me), Boris!

Boris: Fuck you!

Tony: (empties the magazine of his Desert Eagle .50 into Boris)

by Roberto y Maria September 13, 2011