car to table shoes

Fancy high heels that are so uncomfortable to walk in, you only wear them on a date where you walk from the car to the table and back.

I've got my 6 inch car to table shoes on and I'm dressed to impress!

by vanillasparkle November 4, 2018

table weed

weed that has fallen out of the blunt or bowl and is now on the table

Kenny: Yo bowls kicked and we're out of weed...
Joey: Nah son check the table we gotta have some table weed

by Stefanious February 6, 2009

Table-flipping

Event characterized by a melodramatic gesture at the explosive end of extreme frustration, anger or resignation in which a hothead literally flips a table. Used to indicate that the flipper is ill-equipped to continue rationally, has lost his/her cool, and will no linger sit at, or come to, said table.

After losing his umpteenth hand at poker, and an hour of watching his girlfriend start flirting with the guy winning, Bruce literally lost his chips and resorted to table-flipping.

by Danny K. August 4, 2007

tabloid

A magazine full of gossip and made up stories, usually written by bums who can't get a job at a normal magazine industry.

The tabloid's said that martians were coming! Run!

by Sam Kessenich May 18, 2006

tabletisation

The process of taking extra sleeping tablets to knock yourself out for the evening

I couldn't sleep last night so i went into tabletisation

by Coopie June 27, 2005

Table pizza

A pizza for sharing amongst a group, typically ordered as a side dish to main meals.

Say Scott, I'm really hungry and can't decide which one I want, shall we get a table pizza as well?

by pizzalover69 January 21, 2014

TableFluid

The fluid that keeps the table down

"What is that" "don't worry its just a simple case of tablefluid"

by Yn yrban dictionary March 23, 2020