tumbleweed

1. A website that receives no hits.

2. A web forum that receives no posts.

SlOwCALAValanche hasn't had a visitor in 5 days. That place is a tumbling tumbleweed!

by CandyAV September 6, 2008

tumbleweed

1. A website that receives no hits.

2. A web forum that receives no posts.

This website hasn't had a visitor in 5 days. It's just a tumbling tumbleweed on the internet.

by CandyAV July 15, 2006

tumbleweed

When a male stalks out an unsuspecting passed out person, holds his own penis so the testes dangle, and rolls the testes across the victim's flesh while announcing "tumbleweeeeed."

"Yea, so this passed out drunk girl had her foot hanging off the bed. What else could i do but tumbleweed her and take pictures?"

by Brent, Josh and Zach July 31, 2008

Tumbleweeding

A term used when you know you will be going out but have no preference as to where you end up....you roll in which ever direction the wind takes you.

Ricky Bobbie: What are you doing this weekend?

Vicky responds: I am gonna be tumbleweeding, I have no plans yet.

Ricky Bobbie: Oh, thats wassup, let me know if you make plans.

by Brida Walker February 16, 2010

tumbleweed

Small, crusty boogers that dry up and tumble out of your nose at any given moment.

Dude, you have a tumbleweed in your nose.

by DrKell December 17, 2008

tumbleweed

1. sexual innuendo
2. During sex, a term used to describe a woman's unshaven pussy when it is too dry.

Due to her tumbleweed we had to resort to prolonged foreplay.

by Gabriel Gonzalez October 16, 2004

ted danson tumbleweed

A sexual act in which, during fellatio, you remove your unit from your partner's mouth during climax, cum in your own pubic hair, and rub their face in it.

You know Ted Danson gave Shawnee Smith the ol' Ted Danson tumbleweed.

by Ryan Anxiety February 7, 2008