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Toblerone Touchdown

when your missus has BV and you're out of condoms so you stick a Toblerone box on your penis and go to town, then when you've picked up enough of the BV juices and jizzed in the box, you pull out, take the sleeve off, and touchdown it onto her head. bonus points if it lands in her mouth.
Danny gave me a Toblerone Touchdown last night, I'm telling my therapist all about it tomorrow.
by itsmxra42 April 18, 2024
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Toblerone in the Snow

“She was so hot she made me drop a toblerone in the snow.”
by SalemBeeboppo January 15, 2024
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Tablework

Sitting at a table and working through something. Usually used in acting and theater.
Person 1: How do you work through your tablework with a new character?

Person 2: I start by looking at their background and experiences, before moving on to how they supposedly act.
by Jingukkie February 18, 2024
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Tabletopping

When you run into someone's low torso to leg region so they flip like a table.
Me and John were playing hockey, and I tabletopped him. Had to take him to the hospital for a concussion since we didn't have any helmets or safety gear. Bro was in a week long coma. Thank goodness he woke up, because I did NOT want to pay any funeral expenses. What were we talking about? Oh yeah, tabletopping.
by ozarka1 January 9, 2026
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Co-Tabler

a classic millennial generation representative who can’t live without internet and gadgets, loves to travel, a good party every now and then while splitting the costs of a table.

~ in general use:
a person whos mindset is, that spending a fortune on a club table just isn’t worth the money, but chipping in a few bucks and splitting costs with a bunch of like minded rolling stones is.
Hope we’ll finde tonight some co-tablers to share the cost of the table!
by Tabler November 22, 2021
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St Brad of Toblerone

A gay guy named Brad who has fudge packed into his anus outdoors, in the freezing cold.
He was out there like St Brad of Toblerone, last night.
by purphanz January 26, 2024
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