smorgasmbord

Where you actually climax in heady delight from seeing da copiously-varied menu at a leftovers-feast.

My girlfriend and I always make sure to "per-exhaust" our reproductive organs by sharing a major bouncy-bouncy immediately before heading over to da buffet-table, so dat neither of us risks having a noisy/messy smorgasmbord when we survey that luscious-looking array of tasty culinary delights.

by QuacksO April 11, 2020

sporgasm

to have an uncontrolable sudden orgasm that pretty much rocks, but is awkward for those around you

when that guy walked by i completely had a sporgasm

"What the hell was that?"
"my bad, sporgasm"

by Kojo March 1, 2007

Storgasm

The act of making a mess in one's pants while shopping for bargains.

I was looking for new shoes and surprisingly storgasmed.

by Sliim Shaady xz April 25, 2010

Smorgasm

(smor'gaz'em) noun. Conjunction of the words smiley and orgasm; as evidenced by an excessively happy physical release; a sudden but extremely gratifying moment, other forms include smorgasmic, smorgasming, smorgasmed. Should be noted also considered yummy like s'mores and repeated orgasms can be requested as give me s'more.

I had such a smorgasm and I can't stop smiling!!

by smileykisses January 22, 2011

Sportgasm

occurs when a sport commentator masturbates

Radio: "We're five minutes in, and the right hand is beginning to get tired now...they're gonna sub in the left hand any minute now. Wow!! What a flawless transition from the right to left hand! Now the left hand prepares for the finisher, and he slams down in one beautiful action, which is why he is a profesional. And WHITE FIRE!!!!!!!!!

Dan: I didn't know Dick Vital does a sportgasm show.

by No Pants Man August 29, 2012

scorgasm

when someone gets WAYYYYY too overexcited for a goal they have scored on fifa and they end up spunking on their xbox controller so that the buttons get stuck

Person 1; OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Person 2; whoa what the hell man?!
Person 1; I think i just jizzed over that.
Person 2; NOT ON MY FUCKING CONTROLLER AGAIN?!
Person 1; ooops?
Person 2; dont worry ill lick it off
Person 1; nice one
Person 2; wow, that was some scorgasm!!!!!

by fajjjjj December 23, 2010

storegasm

The orgasm you have on the site of a store or a shop.

Me and my boyfriend went shopping the other day and had a quickie in one of the fitting rooms. I had the best storegasm ever!

by DoraTheBrit November 22, 2010