The Sessie

The act of masturbating 7 guys (1 in each hand, 1 in each armpit, 1 in each kneepit, and 1 footsie) all while demolishing 5 double whoppers competitive eating style.

Oh damn, did you see Mason doing the Sessie last night at the bowling alley?! Yeah, his grandma didn't look too impressed but that Channel 13 News guy got mad camera angles on that show!

by Pueblo Sanchez January 27, 2011

Shameless Susie

The girl who by the end of the night, needs to have something in her mouth. She is the classiest of slooters and she loves getting fratty anytime of the day or night.

"Laurie, you're such a Shameless Susie!"
"You say that like it's a bad thing....."

by bestfriendtime69 October 7, 2011

when the sussin goes to the zoo

the act in which a person who is suspicious, goes to the zoo.

Person1: Damn, I really hate my parents.
Person2: When the sussin goes to the zoo.
Person1: What the fuck does that mean.

by sussusamongsu April 12, 2021

Sussier

To get more sus.

Damn boi you keep getting sussier

by imnotsid February 26, 2022

sushieater

A white guy, who has an special inclination for only Asian girls.

Kelly: Billy rejected me to go to a prom.
Sarah: I heard he's going with Lee.
kelly: sushieater bastard!

by Tommyjjj October 17, 2008

Susser

When someone is more ayo/sus than you

"Bro you mad sus"
"Nah bro you're susser"

by Baaxxxxxiza November 12, 2020

Sussest

The most sus (suspicious) of them all. Often used in there game Among Us

Pink: Purple, black, and red are sus, but black is the sussest of them all.

Black was the inposter ;)

by Eboboba December 3, 2020