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Pumpkin Smuggler

A woman with breasts so outrageously large, she appears to be smuggling pumpkins beneath her blouse.
Jeremy:"Check out the chick in produce, Dude! Total pumpkin smuggler!"

Jeremiah:"Dayum! Somebody inventory the pumpkins! Security!"
by Mo Dixley August 26, 2011
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smuggie

smuggie - a self-satisfied person, sanctimonious, narrow minded, always on the lookout for a chance to impose their standards upon the rest of the world, offensively cheerful, has clever glib little reasons to justify their chastising.
The help forum's smuggie jumped into the thread to save the world from all the "profanity"....ssshhh, someone had actually dared to use the word "fucking".....
by Princess Mabelia December 13, 2014
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smuggling yoyos

This term describes what one would expect a yoyo, shoved into a women’s crotch area, to look like if it where not actually her giant mound of mangle roast beef exceeding the manufactures size recommendations for that particular piece of under garment.

Otherwise know as: Ninja foot, pussy wedgie, camel toe, moose knucle.....
Hey Ken, your moms smuggling yoyos again. Can she do any tricks with that thing.
by Nifkin Diver April 30, 2004
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pickle smuggler

An adjective that describes homosexual men, ass-pirates, queers, Barrett, Wolfy, or any man going by this name. Putting the pickle (also see: cock) in any body orphus, especially the mouth or anus cavity. Lubricants such as warming jelly, super-wet, or saliva will do. The smuggling may occur while another man in unconscience or sleeping.
Barrett slipped something in that man's drink because he is a pickle smuggler.
by pickle smuggler September 18, 2005
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balloon smuggler

A woman with big breasts under a tight shirt giving the impression of ballons being smuggled
hey dude check out that balloon smuggler over there....lets tag her
by adam April 6, 2005
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Raisin Smuggler

A guy/girl having hard nipples showing through their shirt.

Nipples have a wrinkly texture like raisins when they totally hard.
Hey, did you see Stacey's nipples?

Yeah, she's a raisin smuggler.
by Tank ass February 14, 2009
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Smuggler's Highway

In the US, Interstate 5 is unofficially the drug smuggler's highway. A border-to-border route, it connects at it's Northern end with the southern suburbs of Vancouver, BC. From BC, come huge amounts of weed (unofficially, marijuana is the province's largest cash crop). At the route's southern end, it connects with Tijuana, where cocaine finally makes its way into the US after a long journey. In between are LA and San Fran, 2 places where a lot of the world's chemically produeced drugs- meth and extacy, etc- come from.
The Smuggler's Highway cuts through Portland, OR.
by I-5 September 18, 2006
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