Snorgasm

A physical reaction to sexual intercourse that can occur in both males and females, but is more commonly associated with males. It is characterized by falling asleep and snoring almost immediately after reaching an orgasm.

The climax of sexual intercourse is often followed by a snorgasm.

by Archeo Bob November 10, 2009

Smorgasbord

When a woman with a large FUPA (Front Upper Puss Area) bends over exposing her anus and vagina, and someone goes to town like Peter Griffin at an all you can eat buffet after yelling ‘smorgasbord’ as their war cry.

Chris’s face smells funny, I bet he went to the smorgasbord again.

by Kathy S 😋 June 27, 2018

smorgasm

the intense feeling of pleasure experienced immediately after biting into a perfectly delicious smore, usually expressed outwardly as "ooohh" or "aaahh"

"Man that third smore last night gave me such a huge smorgasm"
"Cool bro"

by super big joe October 24, 2011

Smorgasm

Sexual pleasure induced by a smores blizzard!

Damn man that smores blizzard just gave you a smorgasm

by Emily the sexiest girl ever! June 1, 2014

Smorgasm

A smorgasbord of ingredients that react together in the mouth in such a way as to cause the ingestors to involuntarily ejaculate at the table, which can be recognized by spontaneous moaning and shaking of the right leg during ingestion.

As we each took a bite of the steaming hot dough topped with technicolor mush, I noticed everyone starting to moan and then the table started to shake. And then, the smorgasbord of flavors hit me too, penetrating my body as I started moaning and shaking my right leg along with my friends. I found out later that we had achieved our first simultaneous smorgasm at the dinner table. It was like a coitus cuisine in my mouth.

by G-Factory January 11, 2015

smorgasmbord

Where you actually climax in heady delight from seeing da copiously-varied menu at a leftovers-feast.

My girlfriend and I always make sure to "per-exhaust" our reproductive organs by sharing a major bouncy-bouncy immediately before heading over to da buffet-table, so dat neither of us risks having a noisy/messy smorgasmbord when we survey that luscious-looking array of tasty culinary delights.

by QuacksO April 11, 2020

smorgasblog

A blog entry in which the writer writes about several different, often unrelated topics.

In yesterday's smorgasblog he wrote about everything from global warming to what he had for breakfast to how he hates golf to his travel plans for next summer.

by Aibosi April 26, 2007