simmonesque

To drink a lot in the privacy of your own room before going out to either a party or your friends room.

Person A: "How much did you drink last night?"

Person B: "I had like 8 shots before i came to your room"

Person A: "Wow, how simmonesque of you"

by Frank Fioretti April 25, 2008

Simmone

Look in the mirror, what do you see? I’ll tell you: you’re looking at someone who is almost certainly inferior in every way to one of - if not THE - baddest bitch in the Milky Way galaxy. They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but once you see a Simmone, you’ll BEHOLDIN your jaw cause it just hit the ground at terminal velocity.

Bitches: wow, I look okay toda-
Everyone: Quit, you look like a boiled egg; where is Simmone at

by notchrisdontlookatme January 29, 2020

Summot Chronic

When something is crazy.

Joe : " Did you see Jay cross Sammy? "
Allen : " Ye. It was sick. He got crossed summot chronic. "

by Thomas647 April 21, 2009

Summoner's Rift

Home

Person 1: Yo let's go home, you've been playing for 48 hours straight.
Person 2: Shut your mouth Jimmy, Summoner's Rift is my home.

by Neon Mice July 7, 2018

Sumona

The most sarcastic bitch alive. She could also be the reincarnation of the devil. Worst case, she's both.

"I feel like the sarcasm never stops."

Sumona: "Well done genius, you figured it out!"

by I am a joke July 23, 2019

Richard Simmonsaurus

A gay dinosaur (or person)

If Matt says anything about Richard Simmonsaurus, I will stab him.

by Mike & Co. September 27, 2003

Richard Simmons Shit

When you take a shit and you swear you lost 30 lbs.

I swear I lost 30 lbs after that Richard Simmons Shit.

by xxl84 October 11, 2009