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Spradley

is a old rotten troll pussy nasty cunt that need to be clean horrible and fucking sick!!!!!((: LMAO And she is not the most attractive person alive she is a Nasty fucking bitch that needs to fall of the edge of the earth!! quit spreading you legs for everyone that ugly lil bitch(:
NASTY TROLL!!(: who would want to hit that sick bitch!
dude she pulled a spradley last night!!
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straddler

A straddler is someone who rides or "straddles" the cock
not to be confussed with a smuggler who keeps it all on the inside.

A straddler is more than happy to have everone know he/she has just been for a ride on the ridgid rod of cock.
The style of the resulting walk can usually be used as an indication of the amount of time recently spend in the knob saddle.

note: this usually applies to gay men.
what's with the funny walk? are you a straddler?
you are nothing but a limp wristed cock straddler.
well hello Nigel do you fancy a bit of a straddle?
by cockstar2 June 29, 2011
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cock straddler

1)One who only has sex on top.
2)Another way of calling someone a homosexual
person 1)That kid is always on my nerves.
person 2)Yeah you can really tell he's going to grow up to be a cock straddler.
by Steven and the full effect November 12, 2007
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straddle

Noun; Appalachian American Term defining the southern most portion of one's torso.
"You shant never pick nobody up by their straddle."
by I don't care January 20, 2006
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Straddle

To beat the shit out of someone so hard that their limbs bend in weird angles
OH MY FUCKING GOD, JUST LET ME STRADDLE HIM RIGHT NOW
by userhandlegoeshere October 10, 2022
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stragler

When looking for females/males to engage in intercourse with...Females/males that are available in the area.
"yo you trying to go up to the movies and chase these straglers?"
by StackS December 14, 2004
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Polish Straddle

In finance, a Polish Straddle is an investment strategy involving the purchase/sale of particular option derivatives and/or shares that completely cancel each other out.
W: I'm long 500 shares of BAC at $7 and short 5 call options with a strike price of $7.

A: So you're net long 0 shares.

W: ... ... ... Doh!

A: Ahh the Polish Straddle strikes again!
by The Polish Straddler August 28, 2011
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