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Carpinteria Senior High School

Carpinteria Senior High School (CHS)

This school is filled with many cliques, stoners, and nicotine addicts.

Some of the known groups would be:
TPL (Tar Pits Locals): Basically retarded kids.
SCO (Serena Creek Originals): The Jocks you want at your school.
SMC (Salt Marsh Chain): Literal Gods and a caffeine addict.
BVKU (Bathroom Vape Kids United): Nicotine Addicts.
The Beaners: Everywhere

Freshmen: Easily addicted and chaotic.
Sophomores: Better
Juniors: Even better
Seniors: Kings
Carpinteria Senior High School: *exists*
BVKU: Look! We must nest in the bathroom!
SMC: Yeah, we're gonna own this place.
TPL: Yewwwww! Yewwwww! Yewwwww! *Is bad at volleyball*
by LiberalDestroyer6969 March 31, 2019
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Millville Senior High School (3)

I strongly disagree with the decision for high school athletes to pick their college based on if they can play a D-III or D-II sport at the college they choose to attend. I think there is too much of a focus on committing to schools based on sports, and while this isn't always pursued in vain, I think there needs to be a higher emphasis placed on attending a college that most closely aligns with possible career ambitions. The reality is that it is highly unlikely to go pro from a D-III or D-II school (even D-I for that matter), and while it is unlikely that most high-schoolers will know what they want to do with the rest of their life, it is better to pursue a college based on how strong it is in certain areas (business, engineering) and how economically feasible it is to attend (Rowan, Rutgers, CCC).

The outlook of Millville has the potential to be bright. The New Jersey Schools Development Authority (SDA) has recently commenced a $114.5 million expansion of the school. The new infrastructure will help the school accommodate around 2,000 students and will include new science labs, music rooms, cafeterias, and gyms. Expected to be completed by 2022, this gives Millville a promising glimmer of hope to become a greater New Jersey school similar to its North Jersey counterparts. This, coupled with a stronger focus and resource allocation towards AP classes and SAT test prep could drastically improve the school's trajectory towards greatness. Hopefully that day comes soon.
Millville Senior High School (3)
RIP Maurice Lewis - 2018
by TrustTheProcess21 July 7, 2019
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Rossmoyne Senior Highschool

Rossmoyne Senior Highschool (RSHS) is a highschool in the suburb of Bullcreek located in Perth, Western Australia. Much like the suburb of Rossmoyne, RSHS is full of Indians, Chinese and other Asian nationalities whose families rent houses in the encatchment area or forge false residential information to get their child enrolled in the school and pressure them to purse medicine. The children of these families are usually in a bad situation as their parents are often control freaks and severely punish them if their academic performance is poor. This parenting strategy often leads to the kids becoming unbalanced individuals who either:
1. Lack many basic social skills and a decent understanding of the Australian culture. Both of which are integral to getting a job outside of driving a calculator.
2. Grow to envy the freedom that their Australian and Asian friends (whose parents aren't control freaks) have so much, that they go on a massive sex, drug and booze rampage when they finally break free.

Despite its flashy reputation, RSHS has a lot of the same problems that other Australian highschools have in regards to drug and violence. After school fights are usually waged at the nearby Rossmoyne IGA. These battles are usually very one sided. Consisting of the school yard bully taking on people who have little to no experience fighting simple because he and his drugo mates don't like the other person.
"When I Drove past the Rossmoyne IGA at 3:30, I could smell marijuana"
"must be the drugos from Rossmoyne Senior highschool"

"I'm sending my kid to Rossmoyne, It's a good school"

Despite the drugos and tiger parents, RSHS is what all public schools should aspire to be. As it provides better quality education than most private schools for free and the student population doesn't consist of trust fund brats who brag about how much their Daddy makes on the mines.
by Rossmoyne June 12, 2020
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senioritus

Senioritus is a medical condition experienced by all individuals between the ages 17 and 18. Around this time in the individual's maturing, they simply fuck their physics homework, and cross their fingers hoping graduation comes before their grades plummet.
Andrew was infected with senioritus shortly after winter break in the course of his senior year, and stopped showing up to class. He was quoted, "School is for squares!" Prior to infection, he had straight A's
by sir completely correct April 7, 2008
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Warwick Senior High School

Hell is a place on earth, this is it.
"QUIT STABBING THE FISH IN THE FISH TANK." - Stirbs Science at Warwick Senior High School
by Ajish May 31, 2009
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senioritis

When you leave your backpack in your car trunk from 3pm - 8am.
I have senioritis; I didn't even need my backpack last night.
by asiu February 3, 2007
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Senioritus

Senioritis: (noun) A crippling disease that strikes high school seniors. Symptoms include: laziness, an over-excessive wearing of old athletic shirts, sweatpants, athletic shorts, and sweatshirts. Also features a lack of studying and a generally dismissive attitude. The only known cure is a phenomenon known as Graduation.
Jim contracted Senioritus in the second semester of his senior year.
by Senior 11 April 9, 2011
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