shemoose

A closeted homosexual who lives at home in his late thirties, sells used cars to pay for his Barry Manilow Greatest Hits CD, and thinks 56 year old women who have had gastric bypass surgery are "very attractive."

Emoose1940: IM 37 AND I STILL WANT TO GRAB A STICK AND GO OUT IN THE BACK YARD AND PLAY ARMY,,, BANG,,,, BANG,,, BANG

by Davey February 8, 2005

slemo

Slutty emo people people who usually hang out at the mall.

I was at the mall and a i saw a group of slemos hanging outside of the knife store.

by runningbacontree September 21, 2007

shemoose (italianus microphallus)

An aging never was who believes that women in chatrooms find him "sexy",
he exists on playing eat the mud pie and mayonnaise sandwich with his neighbors 12 year old son. It has also been said that he funds his lifestyle by selling used cars and playing glory hole with his mother for 5 dollars a shot. His hobbies include slamming his ''big ITALIAN meat'' in a desk drawer to prove that tough guys don't cry and he ain't no pussy fag, and singing Barry Manilow karaoke while wearing a t shirt that reads " Beat me up I'm WICKED GAY!''

We regret that we cannot and will not give an example because it was just too fucking stupid to type.

by BuddyChrist February 21, 2005

stegosaurus

A lewd act in which, while a man is having vaginal sex with a woman from behind (doggy-style), he inserts the wrong end of a spiked dildo into her anus, so that it sticks up like the tail of the dinosaur from whom it takes its name.

I hear Sam gave Kate a Stegosaurus.

by Phunkspace March 3, 2005

John Stamos

A Vodka shot lit on fire for a good 3 seconds before dumping it in YooHoo (chocolate milk) and chugging it.

Margaritas are sour, and John Stamos are sweet.

by muffinmonk May 30, 2011

Smemo

Smemo is a slang term used to describe a person with emo (emotional) personality but contrarily, smiling. The term derives from the conjunct of the words smile and emo. Usually used to describe young emo audience lacking true emo values. In addition, smemo can be used to identify unfledgled emo whom have not lived up to the style of "emo" music, fashion, or a general state of unhappiness and melancholy.

What do you call an Emo at a comedy club? A Smemo.

Tags: Emo, Smemo, Kan I Eat U

by smemo May 27, 2007

stegosoreass

added to the above definition.... examples of steggies could be crack whores or even meth whores

Look at that stegosoreass! She must be a filthy meth head!

by Jay R. February 17, 2008