Statusjunkie

People who make status updates every hour on Facebook or Twitter or any other social network.

He's tweeting about the color of his underwear again.

He's such a statusjunkie!

by Rollergal September 3, 2009

status orgasmicus

A multi-orgasmic state in which each orgasm occurs immediately after the previous one resulting in a non-stop orgasm. Usually occurs only in women.

She is capable of status orgasmicus.

by markb1121 December 4, 2009

Status Shark

a person who has to comment on everything on facebook even if they do not know you.

man that guy is a status shark.

by Chode45 July 4, 2010

statusing

(v.) the act of updating one's facebook status, often more than once in a short period of time.

Kelly was statusing during the entire Super Bowl. He would've gotten more out of just watching the game.

by mugolf February 24, 2011

saturo

to completely rip someone else off, and without shame

Jim totally Saturo'd Tim

by mr.spoopy December 11, 2018

Suit Saturday

A day in which a suit must be worn. It generally starts out as a means to curb the pain from the night before. The party members are to take on fake identities and discuss business. Topics of conversation may range from buying premium real estate, companies we own or fabulous vacations.

Jamal: Hey did you check the day?
Erin: Suit Saturday again..
Jamal: Damn right time to suit up bitches!

by TheBlueLantern January 23, 2013

status quo

The way things are right now

It is very easy to change the status quo.

by marooned January 22, 2005