statistics

A swear word referring to the disgusting experience of having diarrhea at a time when you were supposed to be having fun.

"I can't come to the party, mate, I've got statistics"

by MSc Ed Res January 25, 2016

Statisticated

When someone owns you with some statistics

'get statisticated mate'

by wavey76 March 2, 2018

statistics freak

A person or thing that is unusual is many statistics.

"You're british and you dont like tea? You're a statistics freak!"

by “”” August 3, 2021

Statistics

Statistics is the study of lying with facts.

This is technically based on facts but its a lie: Statistics show that more than 80% of dentists recommend Colgate.

by IKnowFax July 19, 2022

Statistically Impossible

I've ran the numbers and it's statistically impossible that Mallory can miss Noah more than Noah misses Mallory, I mean the numbers say it all.

Its statistically impossible for her to miss me more.

by N3wt0n49 November 2, 2021

statistic

A number compared to another or several other numbers

Example one :
Person 1: here's a statistic i found on the FBI website :13% of the population commits 50% of all violent crime
Person 2: Based ! i will show this to Tyrone

Example two:
Person 1: I found a statistic online ! Jews are 2% of the US population but also 26% of the elite (meaning actors, producers, directors, and anything else related to Hollywood, journalists, CEO of big businesses, multimillionaires and billionaires). ain't that crazy
Person 3: bro you're so anti-semitic
Person 1: problem, kike ?

by JowJow__ March 7, 2020

Statistics yuh

Statistics

Statistics yuh statistics yuh yuh

by Pinche Jonny wey January 21, 2021