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wayne static

The lead singer of Static-X of course. Known for his awesome scream singing and wicked long ass beard (similar to Shavo Odadjian's) and of course....his hair. His hair is like BAM! Stands straight up through an entire performance thanks to hair spray. It should also be mentioned that Wayne is one of the few men who can use hair spray and spend about twenty minutes on their hair without being considered "Gay."

Wayne is also a vegetarian because he opposes animal captivity and is atheist. Oh, and he did the common rock star thing and married a porn star *eye roll*
From a Livewire interview:

Livewire: Would you feel proud if you offended the devil?

Wayne: (laughs) I don't believe in the devil!

Livewire: So you're an atheist.

Wayne: Yes.

Livewire: What would you like your gravestone to say?

Wayne: I'm not really into gravestones. I'm more interested in cremation and have my ashes scattered over the desert where I drive my truck.

Livewire: At least you didn't pick your cats litter box.

Wayne: (laughs) I mean - I'm not into that whole ritualistic burying thing. You know you're dead and you have a tombstone and people go there and cry every birthday or whatever. You know you're done dude - just cremate the shit and whatever.

Livewire: Is your image really your personality or is it just a gimmick?

Wayne: My image is my onstage personality. It fits the music and it just comes out of me onstage. During, like everyday life I'm much more low key. I prefer to just kinda blend in and not make a spectacle of myself. I kind of view it like KISS in their make-up days. I'm sure Gene didn't put on the make-up to watch TV and sit around the house. My look isn't something that I just thought up one morning - it sort of evolved over a few years. I didn't have the hair and the beard at first. I kept my head shaved. I had really long hair and then I shaved it when I was in L.A. I kept it shaved for about 2 years and then I started growing a goat. Then I had this beard thing going on so I let my hair grow out and it sort of evolved into what it is now.

--And that would be Wayne Static for you.
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Play Station 6

The FBI is after me, im not supposed to have this Play Station 6 but i do
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defecation-station

Synonymous with "the shitter"-the place in which you defecate, poop, shit, dump, fecal, expel excrement. The only place it is acceptable under social norms for a human being to do this act.
I'll just have to be late to school. Go on ahead without me I've got to hit up the defecation station. My brown is crowning.
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Kranken Station

Dan the Dfenc cherry jonesed that kranken station in team slayer.
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Number Station

Stations left over from the cold war that broadcast numbers. To transelate these numbers, you would need a one-time translator issued by the station's goverment directly to their agents. After being used once the code for the station is changed, -as suggested by the name-, and they are burned. Number stations are not avaible to the public, but everyone somehow manages to record it and upload it to youtube or something.
So, am I the only one who thinks Mason listened to a LITTLE too many number stations? Just maybe, a LITTLE?
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Jargy Station

An unwanted 20,000 gallon underground structure, that in the 19th Century, Joe Biden’s grandpop went state to state building in people’s backyards, while employed by the Merelonge Company.
Damnit, Joe’s grandpop just built another Jargy Station right in our backyard!
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Shining Time Station

A children's TV show that originally premiered on PBS from 1989-1993, with Thomas the Tank Engine stories coupled with segments involving real-life actors. It was actually a very funny and well-done show for its time. Both George Carlin and Ringo Starr were even separately featured on the show as well, each playing train conductors.

As of this entry, reruns of the show can now be seen on the Disney Channel.
Shining Time Station was one of the most unique shows in the 90's, combining model animation with real-life actors. (It's also the only way you can see a family-friendly George Carlin.)
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