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Stranglehump

To strangle whilst humping someone. Sometimes strangling to death then humping.
He stranglehumped his victim until she died.
by ergonomic desk chairs April 2, 2009
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strangleland

A room or house built for torture of someones body. Or "something" like a monster.
"I'm stuck in a strangleland, made out of cheese"

"I spent time at the nearest strangleland runed by midgets"
by Xavier November 21, 2003
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Strangle-Fuck

Verb: To be asphyxiated during the act of sexual intercourse, whether consentually or forcibly.

Derogitory title: A sexual deviant who asphyxiates others during a sexual act. Generally, the implication is that the act is not welcomed or consentual.
Brent was always so oddly polite and quiet. We were not surprised to learn he was a strangle-fuck.
by CarridesthroughAZ January 28, 2015
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Ninja Strangle Hold

The act of doing a ninja ball behind someone with both hands and then wrapping them around someones face forcing them to breath in the gasses, thus causing them to first vomit from the smell, black out, and then fall on the ground and convulse.
Man I ate a huge bowl of chili, and I have been farting all day, so I snuck up on RC and did a ninja strangle hold. She vomited, passed out and convulsed. It was epic! Then I continued to Nazi stomp her.
by Ichi_Oni June 19, 2009
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Fuzzy Strangle

When a person is giving you head (male, or female) while there sucking on your penis or eating you out, you force there face aggressively into your pubes filling there mouth, or nose with pubic hair so they can't breath for a little bit because there be strangled by your pubes.
Dude, last night i was getting some head, and i decided to give the bitch the Fuzzy Strangle
by xKushMasterx May 17, 2015
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saint lucie strangler

A 2 part sexual act. part 1: a headboard or other hard device is used to provide an initial impact to the females forehead. Part 2: during intercourse, the male chokes the female to unconciousness thus rendering her limp.
"Dude last night I gave this bitch the saint lucie strangler - I thought she was dead !"
by islamorada in 2:45 minutes August 1, 2009
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Jorgen Von Strangle

The boss of all fairies and the enforcer of "Da Rules" for all fairies in the Fairly Odd Parents universe. He is also extremely muscular and the strongest fairy in Fairy World.
Cosmo: Oh no, if we break Da Rules, then Jorgen Von Strangle will punish us!

Wanda: Then let's not break the rules. He is, after all, the strongest fairy in existence.
by PleaeDontDoCocaine June 27, 2018
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