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anal squirting

When you have anal and u push to much pressure into her asshole and it disturbs her organs and all the fluids squirt out like a waterfall in the Congo
Anal squirting is what I like to do when it's hot outside and when I'm dying for some asshole
by Coles collective wisdom October 13, 2016
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Squirting Linda

A female that has an enormous amount of ejaculate gushing like “Old Faithful” from her vaginal opening every time an orgasm is reached.
"I had to wear a safety goggles while I was muffin munching…When she came her Squirting Linda damn near took out an eye when I gave her head last week!"
by Uncle Shecky April 2, 2008
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squipping

The act of masturbation or self-stimulation in relation to that of females. Male version of this is known as fapping.
by ItalianChia May 1, 2007
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Squirting Cucumber

It's a cock, one that squirts a particulately large amount of semen as soon as it is ready to, burst much like the squirting cucumber of europe that when the seeds are ready to germinate the squirt a white mucous-like substance, thusly you have learned something true and a new slang word
You: Yo, mike you see that chick last night?

Mike: Yeah she totally wanted some of this squirting cucumber all over her face
by DavidThatNiggerHaterFromAirG February 20, 2011
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Slurping Schlong

Committing the act of fellatio on a human male. While it can be used to mean sucking the penis of a single male sex partner it is usually used pejoratively to describe someone of sexually promiscuous behavior.
Ted: Did you hear that your sister was totally slurping schlong at that party last night!

Bob: Dude that's my sister!
by bilbyphilby December 28, 2011
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squarting

When a person is about ready to climax and they begin to ejaculate they have gas and begin to fart while they cum.
She began squarting as her boyfriend pumped her tight pussy.
by Ragnar1627 April 6, 2016
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Swag Slurping

When you only know one other person at a party, so you stick with him/her so their coolness rubs off on you and you don't look awkward.
Person 1: "How was the party?"
Person 2: "It was OK, but I couldn't get any because Jeff was swag slurping me all night."
by 9steele9 June 7, 2010
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