No, seriously

After a sentence, either sarcastic or serious when people have started laughing, use 'No seriously' to either show

A) You're serious and want them to stop laughing because it's not funny
or
B) You're taking the piss out of them by not being serious

Amy "Hey Ashlee, do you want to come with me and my extended family to woop woop for a month or two? It'll be super fun!"
Ashlee (laughs) "Yeah, a month or two in woop woop with your extended family will be super fun!"
Amy (pissed off) "No, seriously. I think I'll go ask Sarah. (under her breath) Bitch."

Jim "Dude, last night I had a totally rippin' threesome with Carmen Electra and Jessica Simpson!"
Joe (laughs) "Like fuck you did"
Jim (laughs) "No, seriously. I jacked off alone to Judge Judy."
Joe (disgusted) "Oh, dude" (leaves)

by Kateus December 29, 2005

serious relationship

Its when a female wants to stay with a male gender for a long time, possibly for the rest of their life.

Two people dating for 2 years and then getting married. Now thats a serious relationship

by MarryX September 26, 2009

Seriousthly Medusa Gerbal

A human being of the female species , which under pressure speaks in a lisp.These creatures have unusally large cheeks and a stare with will burn your soul. These fasinating species are common in the Leicester area or in Bristol where they populate.With hamster. All Seriousthly Medusa Gerbals only have one love ,Will Draycott.

"Some of are Seriousth students and have Seriousth amounts of Seriousth work to do" said the Seriousthly Medusa Gerbal

by IrishMagician March 5, 2009

serious putty

The exact opposite of silly putty and puts it to shame. A way to legally own C4 in any country possible.

Man: Here is your birthday present kid
Boy: What is this
Man: I call it serious putty
*explodes*

by hehepoggeriscool January 20, 2021

jew serious

A method of expressing ones disbelief through a casual Anti-Semitic phrase.

After Mohammad suggested to his friend Ahmed that they should go out for an afternoon bombing, Ahmed responded with, "Jew Serious?"

by 420glazeit August 3, 2014

seriously

Disbelief in sarcastic form.
(As commonly used on the show Grey's Anatomy)

Meredith: You didn't sign the divorce papers. Fine. I get it. End of discussion.
Derek: Oh... I usually just say "Meredith" and then you yell at me. I haven’t thought past that point. I actually didn’t have anything planned. Meredith hits him repeatedly with her purse
Derek: Listen! Hey stop it! Ow!
Meredith: Seriously? Seriously?!

by Laurdev October 14, 2007

for serious

(1) adv - "seriously?", expressing doubt/surprise or asking for confirmation
(2) exclamation/statement issuing confirmation
(3) agreement

(1) yo girl is preggers with triplets?! for serious?!
(2) for serious, that chick wants my ass!
(3) "that teacher is dumb ass hell."
"for serious, man."

by je adore dior March 8, 2003