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beaker squeaker

A lonely lame boy that tries to have sex with a beaker just so he can say he got some to keep the jocks from calling him gay.
Tim Gay is a beaker squeaker; he sticks his ding dong in beakers and drinks his spadge when he's done. Maybe he is really gay...
by RatchetBoo April 15, 2003
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Spastic Squeaker

A Spastic Squeaker is a type of person who always Squeaks when they talk, they also refuse being called a Squeaker.

most Squeakers are very retarded and they act like spastics all they time, they make fucking retarded body movements, sounds such as a fucking pterodactyl and make really dumb and retarded faces.

These fags are mostly found playing games such as Call Of Duty, Fortnite and Overwatch, they are also ultra common in a school playground or even any playground.
Sceptic: "HeY guYs ThAnks FOr The DOO NOO
28 year old in chat: " Kid you're fucking seven shut up you fucking spastic squeaker".
Sceptic: " REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
by McKFC February 2, 2019
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fortnite squeaker

A child that plays the dead video game released 2017, Fortnite. The difference that separates regular Fortnite kid from the fortnite squeaker is the Fortnite squeaker's squeaky-ness because. Their voice is often very annoying from this squeaky-ness. They won't back down from an argument and blame their mistakes on the rest of the team.
by Will Pigcraft June 13, 2022
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squeer

A person who is sexually attracted to both males and females.
I'm squeer as hell, but I wouldn't have sex with Kermit *or* Miss Piggy.
by Professor Boooooooty February 6, 2009
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Squeaker

A slang term used to describe the classic McDonald's breakfast sandwich, The Egg McMuffin.

Etymology: Word originating in Elgin, IL in the early 1980's due to the noise which has a tendency to be made when one is biting into this tasty treat. Most likely caused by the sliding, greasy ingredients of egg, cheese, and canadian bacon...and possibly the ingestor's teeth.
(Squeeeeeeeeeak)
Kerri: Dude, what was that. Do you have egg farts already? That's disgusting.
Chris: Nooooooooo Terri!!!!!! It's my sandwich, I swear. Leave me alone!
Kerri: Whatever Kissyfur. Like a sandwich can make that noise.
Chris: No, it did! It's a Squeaker!!!!
by KerriBeth January 20, 2008
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Squeaker

another term for an icee.
"hey, wanna get a squeaker on the way home?"
by PalauanPeace November 2, 2008
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Squeakers

1. One who squeaks incessantly
2. One whose voices cracks on occasion, usually from the result of prepuberty (or ongoing)
"Did you hear Chris in class today?"
"Yeah man, he's like Squeakers or something."
by Foxtrot108 December 16, 2008
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