squealing toad

When you burp in a twat then that burp is regenerated as a squealing toad aka queef.

Last night me and that girl from yoga got it on, when she sat on my face I layed a squealing toad on that bitch.

by CFSS October 16, 2011

Squealing Randy

Squealing Randy

When you assume the prone bone position and rest your fatass gut (like Randy from Trailer Park Boys)on her lower back, therefore immobilizing the girl while you furiously squeal into her ear like a castrated pig until completion.

"My girl wanted to ride on top, but I gave that bitch a Squealing Randy instead."

by Taintmaster223 September 20, 2017

Vagina seeking missile

A term referring to a mans penis. Mostly used from a mans point of view.

Tonight I'm firing my "Vagina seeking missile" at her!

by AskACapperDOTcom May 3, 2011

Meat Seeking Pissile

A mans penis

I had such a rage on that it was like a meat seeking pissile

by Captain Footrot February 28, 2013

department of seeking and destroying thots

DSDT. The dsdt is a powerful squad of thot slayers that Search for thottery in the dangerous thot filled areas to go into the biggest and most dangerous groups of thots (Tinder, Instagram, meet-me, random dating sites, most live stream sites. ) Each of our members is above human comprehension and can destroy the very universe at will. We are the Aggressors of thot territory.

FOR THE DSDT( department of seeking and destroying thots ) WE FIGHT The destruction of thottery RIGHT

by DSDT officer May 29, 2018

attention seeking whore

noun- someone who will do anything to get attention from someone. most of the time its a girl. she doesnt always dress like a whore, and act like one...she just trys to talk to every single person she meets. if someone calls you an attention seeking whoe, do not assume theyre calling you a whore. they are saying you like attention from guys, and thats all youre trying to do. these type of people beome obsessive, annoying, and most of the time they are ugly. They are lonely, unloved, no one cares aboiut them, self-conscious. the only person that loves them is jesus. attention seeking whores will make up lies to what they do or what they like solemly for attention. Without the lies that make up who "they" are, nobody would pay any attention to them. being an attention seeking whore is basically the same thing as the following: ugly, annoying, obsessive, repulsive, has pimples, loud, and thier curfew is 7 oclock. when youre in highschool and youre an attention seeking whore, you really have no life and you have no potential to obtain a life of any excitement at all.

Girl: salena is an attention seeking whore!
Guy: salena? that girl is really nice, she added me on facebook randomly last week and we talked.
Girl: exactly.

by Gail Leslie Salena January 5, 2011

squeebing

The new way to say that you have had wild kinky sexual intercourse the night before. It could have been alone, one on one, or in a group. The word refers to not only having sexual intercourse with people, it could mean any combination of people, animals, and/or things at any location.

Dude, I was squeebing with my girl and her dog, and it was awsome.

by Mr. Freaky March 1, 2009