River Squatter

A derogatory name for a person from North Idaho. Regardless of their race, ethnicity, gender, etc. as long as they are born in North Idaho, they are a River Squatter.
Person 1: Did you hear John is from Coeur d'Alene?

Person 2: That explains whys he's been acting like such a River Squatter!
by PotatoChucker May 08, 2024
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box squatter

A person who gets their mail in some other person's post office box. Usually done because they don't want to pay for their own.
the box squatter's mail moved from box to box as women demanded he pay at least a share of the box rent.
by postal goddess April 24, 2011
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Squatters Rash

The red marks on the tops of your legs left from the resting the elbows on them sitting on a toilet.
That dump was so tedious it gave me "Squatters rash" for hours.
by MKULTRA March 30, 2015
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Safety squatter

A person who covers the toilet seat with toilet paper or other sanitary products. Usually in public restrooms.
The evidence of a safety squatter was clear, the toilet seat was covered in unused toilet paper.
by Jor_vermee April 22, 2021
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Squatter With Benefits

A person that stays with you and doesn’t pay his share of rent, but receives the same benefits as if they already had (receiving showers, food, etcetera). May also be shortened to SWB.

Pluralised form: Squatters With Benefits.
Stephen, my brother, you are a squatter with benefits - you haven’t paid your fair share of rent for the past three months, soon to be four, so you’re going to need to be evicted from my property unless you can pay your rent for the months you have missed thus far.
by BandBoxBrawl October 14, 2018
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Turtle Squatter

Someone who squats hard and lets things get under their shell. "Turtle Squatter"

"Turtle Squatting"

someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.
Noah stop being such a turtle squatter!!!
by gnome dog May 05, 2011
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Pillow Squatter

Someone who takes a shit on their pillow before sleep
I went to john's house yesterday night and he is for sure a pillow squatter, there was shit all over his pillow.
by ZachISHEREE December 09, 2022
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