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Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
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Squatter

Someone at the gym who sits on the equipment and just looks at their phone.
That dude is just a squatter, why is he here?
by John525 December 27, 2021
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box squatter

A person who gets their mail in some other person's post office box. Usually done because they don't want to pay for their own.
the box squatter's mail moved from box to box as women demanded he pay at least a share of the box rent.
by postal goddess May 15, 2011
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Squatter

a person who squats while taking a shit and their ass explodes and shit splatters everywhere
bro ayo i never knew you was a squatter thats fucking nasty
by palo da bean November 12, 2023
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River Squatter

A derogatory name for a person from North Idaho. Regardless of their race, ethnicity, gender, etc. as long as they are born in North Idaho, they are a River Squatter.
Person 1: Did you hear John is from Coeur d'Alene?

Person 2: That explains whys he's been acting like such a River Squatter!
by PotatoChucker May 8, 2024
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Squirter Squatter

A lesbian or lesbian couple who occupies a residence without the homeowner's permission.
I came back from my vacation and found a couple of squirter squatters in my house.

We should totally Squirt Squat in this abandoned house.
by River Stone March 3, 2022
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