An ancient martial art that involves head-butting, insulting, kicking people while their on the ground, and causing yourself to ejaculate with such speed that it hurls semen with such speed and force that it can injure, and even kill a man at a moderate distance.
He used his excellent spooge-itsu technique to kill 4 ninjas before they could get closer than 15 yards!
by Mr.Quackers5380 August 26, 2009
I shagged a bird last night and jizzed in her spooge catcher!!
My TV remote fits in my girlf friends spooge catcher
I lost my watch in her spooge catcher!
My TV remote fits in my girlf friends spooge catcher
I lost my watch in her spooge catcher!
by Dave & Robo April 19, 2009
The game made famous in the 40-year old virgin. You take four Tylenol PMs and then masturbate to see if you can blow a load before falling asleep. The best part is either way you win!
I was so bored last night so I played snooze or spooge--It didn't really matter the outcome because I was a winner both ways!
by Stagmen November 29, 2017
The big stringy hunk of ejaculate that comes out of the vagina the morning after an intimate encounter, always at an unpredictable time.
by Cooeyk August 20, 2016
A hard ripe pellet made from the after birth of a young camel. Usually these are ingested to keep bad spirits out and good spirits in.
by ratatadatat January 30, 2014
by The unknown Monkey Spanker August 13, 2003
1. a tattoo on the small of a womans back, that she presumably likes to be covered with a man's seemen
by wheezy302 October 25, 2007