An ancient martial art that involves head-butting, insulting, kicking people while their on the ground, and causing yourself to ejaculate with such speed that it hurls semen with such speed and force that it can injure, and even kill a man at a moderate distance.
He used his excellent spooge-itsu technique to kill 4 ninjas before they could get closer than 15 yards!
by Mr.Quackers5380 August 26, 2009
Get the Spooge-itsumug. I shagged a bird last night and jizzed in her spooge catcher!!
My TV remote fits in my girlf friends spooge catcher
I lost my watch in her spooge catcher!
My TV remote fits in my girlf friends spooge catcher
I lost my watch in her spooge catcher!
by Dave & Robo April 19, 2009
Get the Spooge Catchermug. The game made famous in the 40-year old virgin. You take four Tylenol PMs and then masturbate to see if you can blow a load before falling asleep. The best part is either way you win!
I was so bored last night so I played snooze or spooge--It didn't really matter the outcome because I was a winner both ways!
by Stagmen November 30, 2017
Get the snooze or spoogemug. A hard ripe pellet made from the after birth of a young camel. Usually these are ingested to keep bad spirits out and good spirits in.
by ratatadatat January 29, 2014
Get the spooge pelletsmug. The big stringy hunk of ejaculate that comes out of the vagina the morning after an intimate encounter, always at an unpredictable time.
by Cooeyk August 20, 2016
Get the Spooge lugimug. by The unknown Monkey Spanker August 13, 2003
Get the Spooge Monstermug. I went to sit on my couch and noticed my roommate left spooge crystals all over my favorite spot.
My girlfriends bangs were stuck to her forehead due to spooge crystals.
My girlfriends bangs were stuck to her forehead due to spooge crystals.
by Ima P Ness April 25, 2010
Get the spooge crystalsmug.