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Splunkied

Originating in the video game Splunky, is when one is killed in a seemingly unfair, but humorous way for the absurdity of it, often an attack coming out of nowhere or being hit once and sent to your doom like you are the ball in a rube goldberg machine.
Haa haa, man I got Splunkied so hard, I got hit by a rock from out of nowhere,that sent me flying into a a tiki trap that hit me into spikes instantly killing me, when I had such a good load out.
by Derpaics October 8, 2020
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splunter

Dan and Kent had an erotic evening of love making filled with spluntering.
by Rod Power November 20, 2020
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Splurg

Something that can be yoinked. Are usually big and accompany a Gloopy.
Ay. Da gloop go off? I yoink it then my splurg go off.
by stinkberg June 21, 2022
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Splunchy

***splunchy***
noun/adjective
*something or someone that is cute or endearing in nature, adorable*
Aww, look at the little spluncher! He's so splunchy and nice :3
by brrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaapppp October 18, 2022
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splurgency

A sudden, manic compulsion to go out shopping for unnecessary consumer merchandise.
It is Labor Day in the US and retail sales events have triggered my wife to declare a national splurgency.

Once the splurgency concludes, we will certainly be making a second trip to return her purchases.
by Fibbersaurus October 25, 2022
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pink splurge

when you are having sex with a girl on her period and pull out just before you cum. As you cum the jizz has slight pink/red highlights from the period blood... AKA Pink Splurge
I shagged this girl on her period then pulled out, just before I came. She was covered in a massacre of my pink splurge
by sydney shore August 14, 2016
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turd splurge

When the turds splurge everywhere.

shit hits the fan, the turds can't stop coming. #2020turdsplurge
Someone's gonna splurge in ur turd, turd in ur splurge. Hot.
You're a nuisance, you cause trouble and that makes you a stinky turd.

I also tell my dog he's a turd splurge whenever he tries to eat squirrels !! >:((
"Dude, I'm gonna cause a TURD SPLURGE !!"

"Awesome man, I turded in ur butthole last night !"
by Horsecockgod1994 May 1, 2020
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