Spider Bitch

A Karen who crawls on the walls in search of the manger with her bitch senses.

Yo look! It’s a Spider Bitch!!! I’ve only seen them in movies!!
Get the spray it’s a spider bitch

by Baron The Great October 27, 2020

bog spider

A male (usually drunk), who waits outside the Ladies toilets at bars and night clubs, ready to initiate a conversation with any member of the female sex. Of course, the hope (and expectation for confident bog spiders is that this conversation will turn into much more than a simple meet and greet).

An experienced bog spider will only strike when the lady is on her way out of the toilet, thus avoiding an uncomfortable situation when a lady is on her way in to attend to business.

The Bog spider reasons that this is where he will find the highest concentration of ladies and the lowest concentration of any competition. It is purely a numbers game for these astute bog spiders.

Bog Spiders are also known to get it on with particularly ugly girls because

a) they can get away with it as the chances of being seen by your mates is slim. Only other bog spiders may notice and won't break the code.
b)let's be honest - the girls who respond to the bog spider's tactics are not normally the cream of the crop.

When you are good mates with a known bog spider, you may be able to refer to him as Boggy.

Rakey is a bog spider.

The toilets at Shepards Bush Walkabout are a Bog Spiders paradise.

Boggy

by FormerChairman February 14, 2008

Mushroom Slider

When a chick is giving a massive blow job, stops and puts a line of cocaine on your cock, snorts it, then proceeds to deep throat said cock until she gags

This bitch gave me the meanest mushroom slider ever!

by SpecialEditionMario December 11, 2010

dropping sliders

When you unintentionally release a less than solid, but still lumpy, bowel movement in an unexpected or a non-ideal location.

I don't think I will be invited back to that hot yoga studio after dropping sliders in the warrior pose.

by Baron Von Wonderbunk April 4, 2017

Bahamian Bar Slide

When a beautiful woman gets so trashed she hooks up with a person she would never touch if she were sober.
Characteristics include that once sober the woman wants to vomit in an effort to purge herself of shame.

"Whoa, she's had too much to drink...you see that over there, that's about to be a Bahamian bar slide".

"Man after that tequila last night I totally Bahamian bar sled into that douche bag's bed".

"After Carla broke up with Jeff she went out and got so trashed she Bahamian bar sled all over town"

by LyricalGenius318 May 16, 2013

jersey slide

it is also important that no signal or indication of this move be given prier to it's being done

apparently you don't want to give away your next move

by crom 4 rocks! September 18, 2004

spider karma

The theory that how you treat spiders affects how they treat you.

Jane: OMG I have so many spiders in my house these days. This morning I woke up with one in my hair and then a massive hairy one dropped into my cereal. I have to move.
Lesley: You must have bad spider karma. What did you do?
Jane: Umm... I used to use hairspray and a lighter on them. I didn't know any better.
Lesley: Harsh. You deserve it.

by spideykiller August 20, 2009