Splarge

The foul meaty goo produced when a bird impacts an aeroplane in mid-flight. Also produced in aerospace testing when raw chickens are fired at test aircraft at 500mph out of a cannon.

Ugh - the window is covered in splarge.

by syrtis August 2, 2011

splerm

A mixture of semen and blood.

I splermed all over your face.

by Jenna April 18, 2005

spearmint

1. A gum flavour.
2. Masturbation.

I just spearminted myself in the cupboard!

by StigmataMartyr July 30, 2004

splart

when a girl thinks shes gonna queef but shit comes out instead.

omg that bitch splarted all over the place

by vanessa nukka!!!! July 15, 2006

sparm

To be the most disgusted you have ever been , and in some cases you will ever be.

after i pulled the trigger the only word in my head was SPARM! SPARM! SPARM! over and over because i had gone insane.

by Bunnywith May 10, 2007

Splatman

A super hero derived when Batman and Spider man fought in an epic battle and ended up becoming one person. One mega hero.
By day he is known as Alex. But at night he becomes...SPLATMAN!

Splatman saved the world, yet again!

by captain_howdy666 September 28, 2007

slarm

One who engages in such activities as larping, Magic the Gathering, or other such activities that push you further away from losing your virginity. Some common signs of a slarm are greased hair (usually hasn't been washed for days), wears clothing 3 sizes too big that was passed down from his older, older brother who was also slarm, shoes tied so tight his feet are screaming for air. And the #1 sign of a slarm is.....a pull backpack.

The president of the Dungeons and Dragons club is such a slarm.

by slarmfest October 25, 2010