1 definition by slarmfest
One who engages in such activities as larping, Magic the Gathering, or other such activities that push you further away from losing your virginity. Some common signs of a slarm are greased hair (usually hasn't been washed for days), wears clothing 3 sizes too big that was passed down from his older, older brother who was also slarm, shoes tied so tight his feet are screaming for air. And the #1 sign of a slarm is.....a pull backpack.
by slarmfest October 25, 2010